Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Bummer Vacation

It was possibly the hottest day in history. Or at least it felt that way to the group of demon assassins that were sitting outside of a café at the picnic table, groaning at the heat since the AC at the office was busted due to a wiring problem. And the squirrel who had spontaneously exploded from the heat. At that table, Bendy, Blitz, Moxxie, and Vortex were sitting on the table, listening to the news from Elvin Eavesdrop and not enjoying the heat.

Elvin Eavesdrop: Bad news for all you suckers in Pride. At a 210 degrees, we're looking at what could be the hottest day of the year!

Moxxie: *panting* I'm so hot.

Bendy: Yes you are.

Blitz: .....I feel too warm and wet and gross to gag at that line or even make a response.

Bendy: All in favor of doing nothing all day, groan exhaustedly.

All four of them groaned to respond as Vortex tried to drink his glass of water only for it to evaporate as soon as it left the glass. In his shock, he saw the others suffering the same fate, along with Bendy groaning and wheezing as his tongue drooped out, revealing his tongue all dried up like a desert ground and a family of hillbilly germs in his mouth moving away because they're home has no water.

Vortex: I'm a hound that normally likes heat, but this is goddamn crazy. Why is it so hot, anyway?

Blitz: No fucking clue.

Elvin Eavesdrop: *on the news* On the bright side, pun very much intended, tomorrow is Saturday, which means the start of the weekend and a lot of people can look forward to cooling off anywhere they like for two whole days.

Blitz: Weekend?

Vortex: Anwhere?

Bendy: Pun intended?

Moxxie: Hey, this might give me an idea. When I was little and went on tour with my parents, we found a nice lake over at "Jealousinnati" in the Envy Ring.

Vortex: And now that I think about it, Kat was telling me he and Josh were planning on selling an old RV that had in their drive way.

Blitz: Oh, I think I got an idea! Why don't we take tomorrow off and have a company picnic and take that trailer to the lake Mox was talking about?!

Moxxie: Normally, I find displeasure in you stealing my ideas, Sir. But this actually sounds like a good idea!

Bendy: Yay! We don't have to die in this heat.

Blitz: Hey, I think Striker has a pick-up truck we can hook the RV to. *brings phone out* I'll text him and the girls and see if they want to come.

Bendy: Should we tell Mask?

Moxxie: ........................................Why?

Blitz: Good news, I got responses from the others and they agree. Plus, Striker said he'll help drive the RV to the lake. So guys, I know we're on lunch break, but I'm closing early! Go on, tell your famili3es about the picnic if they want to come or not and the five of us will meet at I.M.P tomorrow at 0900 hours.

Bendy: Great! I'll tell the kids!

The Ink Demon tries to get up, but is stuck to his chair. He looks behind hid to see his ink had actually melted and melded to the seat.

Bendy: Uh, hon?

Moxxie: Don;t worry, I'll help you.

The imp reached into Bendy's pocket and pulled out two spatulas and attempt to release Bendy from the floor. Blitz and Vortex shudder as Bendy is next seen standing up.