When The Wedding Bells Wrestle

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The chapter begins not at I.M.P, but at the medbay of the Hazbin Hotel. Charlie, Vaggie, Bendy, Blitz, and Sallie May, are standing over a gurney with a mass atop it, covered by a blanket. The girls were dressed in wedding gowns and Bendy in a white version of his new outfit. Ren looked at the saddened demons, sighing a heavy breath.

Ren: I'm sorry. There was nothing Baxter and I could do.

Charlie gasped at this, breaking down in tears into Vaggie's arms as she teared up. Bendy kept his head down while Blitz comforted a teary-eyed Millie, who stared at her sister in utter hatred.

Millie: *spitefully* You couldn't just let him have that, could you? Well,..... I hope you're happy, Sal.

All of them, besides Bendy and Sallie May, exit the medbay, leaving the imp to stare at the table in utter guilt and Bendy to shed a few tears and jolt back as he spots the camera.

Bendy: Oh.....hey. Listen, you guys came at a bad time. This is um...... a very serious matter..... You're not gonna leave until I tell you all why I'm in a white tux, are you?

The camera shakes up and down, simulating nodding.

Bendy: *sigh* Alright.. It all started last night at Blitz' favorite bar.....

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The scene cuts to a downtown bar known as 'The Popped Cherry', with Bendy voicing over.

Bendy: *voice-over* It was our monthly company booze social, where we'd just drink, talk, and just have fun. It was also before the night of mine and Moxxie's bachelor party, as we were going to get married to the girls a few hours after both of our parties ended.

Inside the bar, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Bendy, Loona, Octavia, Sallie May, and Vortex sat at one of the booths, just laughing at each others stories and having a nice night full of one of Hell's many upsides- alcoholism.

Blitz: *drunk* Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey.... Let me tell you guys something.

He tipsilly gestures to Sallie May, hugging her shoulders as he hiccuped.

Blitz: This girl, the new girl right here is so strong. She could beat the fucl out of one of you out in arm wrestling. *points to Vortex* Even you, Scooby Doo.

Sallie May: *chuckles* Blitz, come on now. You're making me blush.

Blitz: May! May! I am your boss, am I right?

Sallie May: As of 2 weeks ago, yeah.

Blitz: Well, as your boss, I order you to arm wrestle me.

Octavia: Yeah, come on country imp.

Bendy: Do it for your family honor!

Group: *chanting* Sallie! Sallie! Sallie! Sallie!

At the chanting, the crimson imp chuckled, waving her hand to dismiss them. Nodding, both Sallie May and Blitz clasped their hands on the table, with the female easily slamming his hand on the table, making the group scream in excitement.

Blitz: What did I tell you, what the fuck did I tell you?

Loona: Oh, me next!

Vortex: How about the both of us at once?

Sallie May: Pfft! Impling's play.

Sallie May arm wrestled both Hellhounds, using her left arm with Loona and her right with Vortex. Though, despite their immense strength, the imp remained the winner, making Loona burst out laughing.

Bendy: Set 'em up Sal, you can't take the Ink Demon.

The two arm wrestled, though Sallie May broke into a small sweat, she still beat Bendy.

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