Weeaboo-boo

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Once, we open to Blitz's desk at I.M.P Headquarters, where a contract in a folder is thrown onto the desk with a picture of a girl with dyed hair while Blitz' voice is heard as a voice over.

Blitz: Okay, sluts, I know it's been a long week, but we got us one more job before that sweet, sweet weekend! We got a job leading us to some backwater suburbs in Tennessee where we gotta kill some gothic 20-something chick. Target's name is Emberlynn Pinkle, client wants her dead for shipping... *questioning* Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo? I don't know this japanime bullshit, all I know is that it happened 7 years ago and it's basically incest or something... Not really but this bitch seems really upset about it and we need the money, so time to slaughter.

The scene then cuts to a neighborhood Earth, where a rustle is heard from the bushes. From the bishes rises Bendy, who talks to someone on his phone as he stealthily approaches a house.

Bendy: Aw, thanks Mills, but I don't think I need back up to down some suburban college girl. Besides, you abd Moxxie deserve a night to yourselves without your third to fifth wheels. So, just enjoy that musical and stop trying to use it as an excuse to get of it-.... Hey, look. If I had to sit through that French hog shitwell, so do you, okay?.... *blushes* Love you too, Milly-Billy.

The toon then turns off his phone and walks to the house, where he sees a man and a woman on the living room couch watching TV. Nodding, he stretches his legs to peer in and see the target in her bedroom, wearing a pair of kitty headphones and watching something on her computer. Like the file said, she was a petite and pale-skinned young woman who sported a "quirky-goth" type aesthetic, with black eyes with thick eyelashes, small raised eyebrows with a piercing on her left brow, pink freckles on her cheeks, and wavy shoulder-length hair dyed light turquoise and pink with black roots. She wore a black sweatshirt with a pink hood, drawstrings and accents, a pink-and-black plaid skirt, and black over-the-knee stockings with black toes and heels, along with cuffs being decorated with cat faces.

 She wore a black sweatshirt with a pink hood, drawstrings and accents, a pink-and-black plaid skirt, and black over-the-knee stockings with black toes and heels, along with cuffs being decorated with cat faces

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Bendy: I had a dog... And his name was BINGO!

As Bendy presses himself against the window, his body grows flat as he squeezes inside, softly singing to himself as he gets up and pops back to normal.

Bendy: 🎵I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da...🎵 Blitz might not be the best singer, but I'll admit, he can make up some nice lyrics on the spot sometimes.

He continues his little song as he takes his revolver out and approaches, his free hand morphing into a blade.

Bendy: 🎵I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid girl! Da-da-🎵

Bendy attempts to stab the girl, who we know is named Emberlynn with his blade hand, only for it to be deflected by some kind of holy force field, causing his hand to turn white and solid, almost as if it dried up and grew moldy. The toon's eyes popped out of his head and he screamed like a woman in agony as he accidentally drops his gun that slides under the desk while grasp his wrist and falling onto his back. The impact of Bendy falling alerts Emberlynn, catching her off-guard and knocking off her headphones.

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