Exes and Oohs

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As another day shines on IMP, Moxxie is seen sitting in the meeting room with Loona, who's staring at her phone.

Moxxie: ....You know.... I checked the scale this morning..... I lost two pounds this week.

Loona doesn't respond at all, besides a roll of her eyes as she keeps on her phone.

Moxxie: ....I.... am not..... FAT!

Suddenly, Bendy barges into the office's lobby, panting heavily with a distressed look as the other I.M.P members, sans Blitz, stare at him.

Bendy: Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Millie's in a bad mood!

Everyone is silent as they stare at him....

Bendy: And she's coming here!!!!

Suddenly, everyone except Moxxie screams and panics, even Loona starts becoming afraid as Vortex hides under the couch, Striker jumps out the window, and Mask tries to flush themself down the toilet. In the meeting room, Bendy and Loona work together to barricade the door shut.

Bendy: Okay.... I think we're goo-

He's interrupted as an angry Millie knocks down the door and the barricade, splattering the Toon into black goo as she stomps into the room, shaking and grumbling with rage as she holds a cracked coffee mug. As she slams her mug onto the table, she presses a button labeled "Nut Button", and deploys a cardboard cutout of a human man, which she proceeds to pounce on and rip apart.

Moxxie: Um.... Millie, honey.... Everything okay?

Bendy slips out from underneath the barricade and groans injuredly, but as Millie hisses at her husband, Bendy hides behind him, screaming like a girl. Seeing Bendy screaming in horror for some reason causes Millie to begin calming down and pant.

Millie: *sighs* Yeah... Just...... Bumped into an ex earlier.

Moxxie: Oh..... *awkward* Oh....

Bendy: Woah, I mean, you were so pissed, you needed the "Nut Button". Were they that bad?

Millie: Honey, you have no idea. He just kept going on about how he has money now, and "a bright future," and "a bigger cock."

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Millie: Every time I see his stupid face, I just can't help, but....

She growls again as she punches a file cabinet over, spilling multiple photos onto the floor from within. From the noise, Blitz steps out of his office, shielding his cell phone as he was on a call.

Blitz: What the fuck is all that noise?! I'm on with a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, Sir. Millie's in one of her moods.

Blitz: Oh.... Oh, gotcha....Should I get the bear mace?

Bendy: Naw, I think she's done. *picks up photograph* Sorry about that, Blitz. We'll get this all cleaned-

 We'll get this all cleaned-

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