The One With The Lists

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On the rooftop of a building in New York, we see what seems to be a stereotypical crime boss, surrounded by security. Another human gives him a briefcase, which the crime boss opens and smiles to see it full of money. However, he stops as a sniper round shoots him in the head, killing him and making security panic. As we zoom off, we see Bendy and Blitz on another rooftop with the imp holding a sniper rifle, a portal opening behind them.

Blitz: Woo, hell yeah! Mother fucking goddamn shit head, bitch!

Bendy: Blitz, I know people probably say this to you a lot, but you curse too much.

Blitz: No, I fucking don't.

Bendy: You literally just did it!

Blitz: I don't swear that much, you asshole!

Bendy: Uh, yes you do. Every time after you kill, every time you FAIL to kill, you even swear in your sleep.

The Ink Demon brings out a tape recorder and presses play, Blitz's voice is heard snoring on it.

Blitz: *on recording, snores* Fuuuuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Blitz: Okay, maybe I would... *close up to see bloodshot eyes* IF I SLEPT!

Bendy: Hmm. Alright, I'll make you a bet. If you don't swear for a whole hour, I'll give you 100 bucks. But if you do, you have to do my hotel work for all of tomorrow.

Blitz: But tomorrow's Sunday, it's my day off!

Bendy: *sing-song* Not if you swear~.

Blitz: *sigh* Fine, but if you swear, you gotta do my work as boss of I.M.P for a day.

Bendy: Alright, deal, Let's do it.

Blitz: You're on, shit head!

Bendy stops and stares as Blitz realizes his mistake, making his eye twitch as he ten falls over like a rock, only for Bendy to drop a list on his face.

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We cut to Bendy's list of Hotel duties, the first being "Deposit Check For Profits". We then cut to the inside of an Imp City bank, where Blitz kicks the door to the bank open while holding a handgun.

Blitz: Nobody move, this is a deposit!

Demons in the bank run away from Blitz screaming as he takes a hostage and goes to the teller, pointing his gun at him.

Blitz: This check is personal!

Bank Teller: *crying* Checking or savings?

Blitz: Checking! Do it now!

Bank Teller: You sure you don't want savings?! Think about your future!

Blitz: All of my income is... disposable. *cocks gun*

Bank Teller: *screams* Endorse here! Endorse here!

He hands the imp a check, which he aggresivley signs with a squiggly line. As he does this, Bendy is seen sitting on the couch in his suite.

Bendy: Dang... I wonder what I'm gonna do today. I can do anything!

DRAWING!

We then see Bendy at his private desk, drawing on a sketchpad. He finishes as he looks back, smiling and nodding in approval of his work.

 He finishes as he looks back, smiling and nodding in approval of his work

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