Ozzie's Café

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In the heart of the Lust Ring; Sex City, Asmodeus is seen with a chef's hat and apron in front of a small building, holding a massive pair of scissors near a ribbon tied in front of the door with an unsure Fizzarolli.

Asmodeus: And I am happy to announce my new whore cafe is officially.... *cuts ribbon* Open!!!

Fizzarolli: Uhh...... Ozzie...

Asmodeus: Now, to go cook and wait for the customers!

Fizzarolli: Ozzie!!!

Asmodeus: Alright, let's go, my employees!!!

However the prince turns around, only to see nobody in front of the cafe besides himself and Fizzarolli.

Asmodeus: Uhh...Fizzy Pop...... Where the fuck are my employees?

Fizzarolli: That's what I've been trying to tell you about, sir! Nobody applied for the jobs! Not even anyone from the actual Ozzie's place.

Asmodeus: But.... No employees... Means no cafe.... And no cafe means.... NO EXTRA MONEY!!!

The large demon then began to hyperventilate and keel ver before Fizz, with a nervous expression, held his hands out in a calming manner.

Fizzarolli: Wait wait!!! Big Ozzie, don't worry! I... I'll get you new employees! Yeah! *takes out phone* All I need is to make a few calls.

Back in Blitz's hotel room, Blitz is seen entering the bathroom, phone in hand.

Blitz: Well, *opens door* it's now or never.

As soon as Blitz sat down on the toilet, a bunch of inccubi in suits barged in and picked up the toilet, carrying it and Bltz outside the Hotel to a portal. The guards go through the portal and pop out of the cafe, where Bendy, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are still getting up off the ground, with Blitz on the toilet being set down as the imp finally ralizes what's going on.

Blitz: Am I out of toilet paper? *looks around* Wah!? What the hell's going on?!

Bendy: Asmodeus has no one to work at his cafe, so apparently we now gotta work for him.

Millie: Work? And not even be paid, along with being commanded by this guy?... I'm not sure.

Moxxie: Come on, honey, let's at least be the better people here I mean...how can you say no to that face...

Asmodeus makes :D face, but Millie is not amused.

Loona: This is so stupid. *starts walking away* I'm going.

As the hellhound began to leave, Fizzarolli's eyes narrowed as he then snapped his fingers. And just like that, right in front of the Hellhound was a familiar imp woman, and boy was she pissed.

Imp Woman: You're the one who kicked my baby huh?.....

Loona: ..........*turns around* ALRIGHT, WHO'S READY TO WORK AT THIS CAFE!? :D....

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Inside the cafe, Asmodeus is seen talking to the group, who now wear outfits that correspond to their jobs.

Asmodeus: I'm glad you could all make it today, babies~! We're gonna have so much fun, and I've got roles for each of you.

Asmodeus lists out everyone's role at the café. The list goes as follows....

Bendy - Barista

Loona - Cashier

Millie and Moxxie - Waiters

Fizzarolli - Greeter

Asmodeus - Head Chef

Blitz - Assistant Chef

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