Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Earthbound (Not The Nintendo Game, Though)

Bendy ran towards the portal on a rooftop as he spoke on the phonel, human skull and spinal cord in tow. Before you make assumptions, the client asked for him to bring back the bones. Blitz had called the Overord, sounding as if he were in a slight panic, though his voice was hushed.

Bendy: Geez Blitz, calm the hell down. I just told you the target took longer to take care of and I'm on my way back. Wait, why do you sound like you're hiding?

Blitz: Because I am! Stolas came in for some damn reason and I'm trying to lay low. I've told that asshole a hundred times not to come to the office like this!

Bendy: I thought you guys stopped with the whole sex exchange thing.

Blitz: We did, but he might've changed his mind on thst deal. You should know what he's like, he's a hornball and a psycho.

Bendy: Well, you got me there. But you're telling me this, why?

Blitz: Because everyone else, Loona and Via included, is out on their jobs while I'm cornered in my office like a rat.

Bendy: Well, he is an owl, so......

Blitz: Can you please stop being a smartass and get over here?! Talk to him or something, get him to leave and I'll give you a bonus.

Bendy: Cool your tits, I'm pulling in now.

Blitz: Oh thank Satan, I owe you for this Bends, thanks.

Blitz hung up as Bendy rolled his eyes, pocketing his cell.

Bendy: Yes the fuck you do.

Suddenly, Bendy sensed something as he made it to the rooftop, eliciting him to hide behind a generator as he looked at the road. On the sidewalk, he spotted Agent Two, along with two other D.H.O.R.K.S agents walking next to her, the group in civilian clothes as they were undercover.

Bendy: Those government guys again? I thought they'd back off after all that shit with Carnage.

Realizing he might push his luck if he stayed, Bendy rushed to the portal as it closed behind him, spotting Stolas standing at the front desk as Blitz said.

Stolas: Oh, hello Bendy. Um, why do you have a-

The Overlord set the skull and spine on the desk as he approached the prince.

Bendy: Condition from a client. So, I heard you wanted to see Blitz?

Stolas: Hmph, I knew that little imp was trying to hide from me, there really is no need. I can see his horns from here.

The owl giggled as he pointed at the door's window, making Bendy laugh as he spotted Blitz's horns sticking out from under the desk.

Bendy: Oh fuck, it would help if he closed the blinds all the way. We can still see you, Blitz!

Though the pair laughed harder as the imp's only response was to sink down lower to hide his horns.

Bendy: God, he is such an idiot. So, why are you here anyway, Stolas? Last I heard, Blitz stopped pounding your rump roast some time ago.

Stolas: Yes he has, but I only wanted to discuss my grimoire with him. I need it back by Friday and was going to ask which cola brand he'd prefer for our *uses air quotes* "Hang sesh".

Bendy: Oh, gotcha. *to office* Yo, Blitz! You like Coke or Pepsi?!

Blitz: *from his office* Dr Pepper, bitch!

Bendy: Wow, this really is Hell.

Stolas: Hmm... So, how is working for my old plaything, anyway?