Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Electric Bill Follies

We open up to the I.M.P office, where Bendy was waiting for a job and as he did, Loona had brought something up to him.

Loona: Hey, you know something weird? I found a note in one of my old word docs that said "Note to self: Get revenge on Bendy".

Bendy: What? What for?

Loona: I don't know. Even then, I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for, but I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Bendy: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Loona: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Bendy: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Loona: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

As they spoke, the door to Blitz's office opened, allowing Blitz to walk out and hand Bendy an envelope.

Blitz: Hey Bends, could you go down the road and put this in the mailbox?

Bendy: *takes envelope* What is it?

Blitz: The electric bill. It's about a couple of weeks overdue.

Bendy: What?! Why wait to pay it now?!

Blitz: You gotta make them wait for the money, then eventually theu'll stop charging us for power.

Bendy: Blitz, that's not how- *sigh* Why do I bother? Alright, I'll be back.

He gets up and exits the office, leaving Blitz and Loona alone in awkward silence.

Blitz: .......You know, strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.

Loona: Stop. Blitz, just..... Just stop.

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We then cut to the streets of Imp City, where Bendy rounds a corner and looks around spotting a mailbox.

Bendy: Alright, it's right there. *starts walking* All I gotta do is put this overdue electric bill into that mailbox. How hard could it be?

However, before he could make it to the mailbox, Robo Fizz suddenly appeared, swiping the envelope from him.

Bendy: Robo Fizz?!

Robo Fizz: Long time no see, P-P-Pansey! What's this you got, some secret message for your stuid friends? Or new plans to make inescapable cells for the Helltentrium? Looks like I'm making confetti of your stupid-

Bendy: *same time as Robo Fizz* It's my electric bill.

Robo Fizz: *same time as Bendy* Electric bill? Hey, you better mail this quick otherwise they'll shut off your power.

Bendy: You're a damn pest.

Robo Fizz: Well, at least I'm not a-

He is cut off as Bendy takes out a golf club and swings it, knocking the clown into the distance and making him drop the bill, which he catches.

Robo Fizz: *as he's flying* DEEEEEEAAAAADBEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!

Bendy: *walks a bit* That clown needs an oil change. Now then-

The Ink Demon then stops in his tracks, spotting a razor shrp feather being thrown at his foot, stepping back to see Stella being the one who threw the feather.

Bendy: Stella, you too? What are you targeting me for?

Stella:Oh, you don;t think I know about you and my cuck of an ex-husband getting it on before?! If I kill you, it'll be easy getting close enough to him to stab him in his cheating, fucking heart!

Bendy: You do know that Stolas and I are only friends now, right?

Stella: *shrugs* What can I say? I'm petty. Now, *throws more feathers* stand still and DIE!

Dodging more of the razor feathers, Bendy pocketed the envelope before facing Stella head on, stretching out of the way of her punches.

Bendy: Remember, this is not a drill. *takes out mallet* It's a hammer.

Bendy then proceeds to try swinging his mallet at Stella, where he manages to get a few hits in, only for her to catch the hammer in her hand and turn upwards, flinging Bendy off-screen as she smiles, drops the mallet, and dusts off her hands.

Stella: Swan beats ink- OOF!

The princess is hit by an off-screen black ball, where the camera zooms out to reveal Bendy holding the envelope and his tail turned into a wrecking ball.

Bendy: Wrecking ball beats swan.

Stella: *weakly* Well played.

Bendy: *sigh, walks off* Now, to the mailbox! Finally- huh?

He stops in his tracks just as he's about to open the mailbox. Ad=s he stops, Bendy gets a closer look, only to gasp in horror as he sees what was on the envelope.... More like, what wasn't on the envelope. On the top right corner, it's shown Blitz had forgotten to put on a stamp.

Bendy: *echoes* NO STAAAAAAAMMMPPPP!!!!!........ I knew I should've taught Blitz to pay bills online.

Suddenly, a growl is heard, causing Bendy to turn around behind hiim. He looks to see an incredibly muscular demon standing behind him. It was tall with red skin on the upper body and shoulders and chest covered by plate-like natural armor, along with a thick robust skull with black horns that curve inwards, hands with black claws, and slightly tanned goat legs that end in black hooves.

Bendy: A Baron Beast! Descendants of ancient Hell Titans gone bad! Let me guess, I pissed you off somehow.

The Beast reeled back to seemingly deliver a punch, but as the fist got close to Bendy, its thumb pressed the envelope. Bendy looked at the envelope and smiled, seeing a stamp had been placed on the empty envelope spot. And with that, Bendy slid it into the mailbox.

Bendy: I owe you one, Beastie.

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Later on, we see Bendy and the Baron Beast back in the I.M.P office, both of them on cell phones plugged into the wall.

Bendy: Electricity's awesome.

Baron Beast: Uh-huh!

Blitz: *walks in* Hey Bendy, did you mail in the electi- *horrified* HOLY FUCK, THERE'S A DEMON BEAST IN MY OFFICE! I AHVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO NOW, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST RUN OUT SCREAMING!

And Blitz did just that..... What, I've had a bit of a slug week, okay?

THE END