Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Fear and Loathing in The Pride Ring

In a desert of the Ego Precipice, Bendy and Blitz stand in front of a grave, on it is written "RIP ROCKY, best friend Not as good as Bendy, but better than Moxxie".

Blitz: *tearfully* Goodbye Rocky, you were one of the best friends I ever had.

Bendy: I am so sorry for your loss. *shoulder hugs Blitz* Wait, who was Rocky?

Blitz: Oh, my pet rock when I was 7.

Bendy and Blitz return to the I.M.P van, Bendy being pissed.

Bendy: I can't believe you dragged me out here on my day off just to bury a stupid ass rock!

Blitz: Hey, you just don't know the pain I feel. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Bendy: Well, at least he went out doing what he loved. You drive us home, since you made me drive us here because you were in the back *air quotes* ' distracted by grief'.

Blitz rolls his eyes and pulls on the driver door handle, but it's locked. He keeps pulling, but it won't open. Bendy raises his brow and pats his pants pocket nervously. Blitz peers into the van to find the keys on the seat.

Blitz: Bendy! You locked the damn keys in the car!

Bendy: Shit, sorry.

Blitz walks up pouting, proceeding to walk up to Bendy and punch him in the arm. As he turns away, the Overlord groans.

Blitz: Well, it looks like we'll have to walk to the next gas station and get help.

Bendy: Um, Blitz? I don't think we can do that.

Blitz: Why?

Bendy points to a sign that reads "NEXT GAS STATION 69 MILES".

Blitz: Oh come on! *becomes horrified* Uh, Bendy? I don't think that's the biggest concern here.

Blitz points over to another sign, this one reads "PLEASE REMAIN IN CAR. HELL BEARS EVERYWHERE."

Bendy gasps as they look to the sign next to the one Blitz pointed at, which reads, "IF YOU LOCK YOUR KEYS IN YOUR CAR, YOU'RE BASICALLY FUCKED.", though, the "U" and "C" were keyed off. Bendy looks around, until he sees the driver window cracked slightly open.

Bendy: The window!

Blitz spots this and immediately begins to rabidly grapple for the keys through the window. Though his hands won't fit, as he gives up.

Blitz: Damn my Dad and his gene for fat wrists!

Bendy: Hmm. I have an idea.

Bendy proceeds to take one of his gloves off, revealing the black tentacles underneath as they squirmed in the air.

Blitz: Wow, your hands are like hentai porn?

Bendy: Why do you think early cartoon characters wore big ass gloves?

The tentacles slip through the window and manage to grab the keys, but as one of the tentacles attempts to lift, the keys slipped out. Bendy tries again, but the keys slip out once more. He groans in defeat as he retreats his tentacles.

Bendy: My ink tentacles are too slippery to grasp them. *puts glove back on* What do we do now?

Blitz: Oh, I know!

Blitz reaches behind him and pulls out a tub of butter. He has Bendy hold the tub as he proceeds to rub the butter on his hands

Bendy: Blitz, why the flying fuck do you carry a tub of butter with you?!

Blitz: Why would I not?

Bendy: Good point.

Blitz begins to shove his buttered hands through the window, though to little to no success.