Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Doctor? No!

At the I.M.P office, Blitz, Millie and Bendy were discussing new ideas to get new business at the company.

Blitz: Okay, so I was thinking of hiring a skywriter.

Bendy: A skywriter? Remember when we hired one of those? It was a plane that pushed a demon out of it as he wrote an exact copy of the Bill of Rights.

Blitz: Okay, fair. What about you, Mills?

She opened her mouth to speak, but was interrupted by Blitz.

Blitz: And I swear to Satan, if you say 'car wash' one more fucking time, I'm gonna lose it.

Millie: Okay, sir. Um, how about a...... *nervous* vehicle cleaning service?

Blitz stared at her, then smiled.

Blitz: Well, that seems like a good id- *realizes the trick* Wait a fucking minute, that's a car wash! Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?!

Before the bickering could continue, Moxie opened the door, wincing as he walked and sweating.

Moxxie: Hello Sir. Sorry that I'm late.

Blitz: Moxie, you're 2 hours late! If you want to slack off on duties and come in whenever you want, you can say goodbye to your bonus!

Bendy: Blitz, go easy on him. I'm sure he has a reason for being- *horrified* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

What Bendy had seen was Moxxie's hand, covered in multiple green bumps, some even leaking some sort of purple pus.

Moxxie: I-I don't know. But I feel horrible.

Bendy: Like how?

Moxie: My joints cramp, I feel really hot, and my eyes for some reason keep leaking blood sometimes.

Millie gasped as she put her hand over her mouth.

Millie: Oh my Satatn! Moxxie sweeite, I think you have Imppendicitis!

Bendy: Imppendicitis?

Millie: Yes! It's a very deadly disease in Hell. Especially towards Imps.

Blitz: Now, now. Let's not go into a panic induced riot JUST YET. I mean, what's the big deal about Imppendicitis? You get a little achy, a little snoozy, I personally vomited on my Dad 4 times, true story. Then it's all over the next day! Millie had it too, and my sisters, and my cousin Ren. Every Imp had it as a kid.

Moxxie: I didn't.

Millie: That's the problem, Mox! Imppendicitis is fatal if an Imp gets it as an adult!

Bendy: What do we do?

Blitz: Only one sure fire thing to do that can cure it, Bends. Moxxie needs to go to a doctor.

As soon as he picked up the word "Doctor", Moxxie's eyes widened in fear as he backed up.

Moxxie: DOCTER?! No! No no no! I say No to the doctor!

Bendy: Moxxie, this isn't a topic for discussion. If you don't go, you're going to die.

Moxxie: No! I don't trust doctors!

Bendy: I thought you believed in sciences.

Moxxie: Not medical science! I've been afraid of the doctor ever since I was a kid.

Moxxie was about to speak again, but suddenly coughed out a small glob of yellow ooze. The ooze itself squealed as it attempted to crawl off, but Millie crushed it with a bat.

Moxxie: Oh~. What am I going to do?

Bendy: Don't worry, love. Millie, Blitz, and I will find you a cure.