In the I.M.P. building, Bendy and Blitz were interviewing a new client for assassination. The demon's name was Ms. Mayberry. She had light purple skin, red eyes, and white hair with a black ribbon. She also possessed the tail of an imp, horns that matched her skin tone and dark purple hooves She also wore a pair of magenta glasses, a long sleeve red shirt with a darker red broach, and a black tattered skirt that goes up to her stomach and down to her ankles.
Bendy: Okay, Ms. Mayberry, is it? Start at the beginning and tell us who you want offed.
Mayberry sighed as she smoked a cigarette.
Mayberry: I was a good person before it all went down. I was good my entire life.
Mayberry went on with her backstory. She was a teacher before she died. She loved her job and she loved the kids she teached. That was until one day, she called her husband, Jarold, on Zoom to surprise him on his birthday. That is, until she found out he was cheating on her, doing it with some woman named Martha. She went back to her house while the call was still going and slaughtered the two in front of her class. Realizing what she had done, she killed herself. Now, she's in Hell just because of one bad day.
Mayberry: You do everything right in life. Play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here. To get my revenge.
Blitz: I mean, was she hotter?
Mayberry and Bendy glare at Blitz with an "excuse me?" look on her face.
Blitz: I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.
Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red. Bendy gets up and walks to Mayberry, putting a hand on her shoulder.
Bendy: I'm sorry about him, he can be rude. Also, I'm sorry that happened to you. Love is sacred and you were such an amazing woman. How about after we file your target down, we talk?
For the first time since she got to Hell, Mayberry smiled. She was touched by the demon's words and was intrigued on what he wanted to talk about.
Blitz: *rolls his eyes* Anyway, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here. See we take revenge on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop. *Blitz touches her on the nose.*
Mayberry: Not all of them. That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero.
Bendy: What? How do you know this?
Mayberry holds up a newspaper and hands it to Bendy. It shows an article on Martha and how she survived.
Mayberry: Ever heard of Topside? It's Hell's biggest supplier for news on Earth so sinners can keep up to date. Anyway, she's been labeled as the next Aron Ralston. Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!
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