Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The Full Moon

In Blitz's office, the imp himself is seen on the phone, talking to someone with an... actual genuine smile.

Blitz: Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, Ange. Can't wait for tonight either. See ya at 8, sweetcheeks!

He makes exaggerated kissing sounds at the phone before his finger slips and accidentally hangs it up. He lightly moans in sadness... only to grow wide-eyed.

Blitz: Shit shit shit, what the FUCK do I get him?!

He quickly scrolls through his phone, typing "gifts 4 spidur fiansay" in the search engine, only for the main result to literally read... "What?".

Blitz: *growls, throws phone* Fuck technology!

Suddenly, his desk phone rings, causing him to angrily answer it.

Blitz:

Stolas: *on other hand* Oh, um.... Sorry, Blitz... Am I calling at a bad time?

Blitz: Stolas? I.... *sighs* No, sorry, sorry. I'm just... stressed out, cus of Angel.

Stolas: Angel? What happened?

Blitz: We have a date tonight with just the 2 of us since it's our anniversary and all, but.... *groans* I'm such an asshole, I didn't get him a gift!

Stolas: What?! Whyever not?

Blitz: I don't know what to get him! 2 years, 2 fucking years, PLUS we're engaged, i.... I DON'T want to fuck this up, Stols... I really don't.... So, what's up?

Stolas: I was just.... Asking if we were still on tonight. It's the Full Moon, after all.

Blitz: It is?... Aw, fuck! Stolas, I'm sorry, but I literally CAN'T tonight, okay? I-

Stolas: No, no, I.... I think we can make this work.

Blitz: I.... How?

Stolas: Simple. After work, why not go shopping? Buy some things you believe Angel will like. Then, come to my place and I'll help you pick something out.

Blitz: Really? You'd do that for me?

Stolas: But of course. What are FRIENDS for?

Blitz: Geez, I... Thanks, Stolas. I'm telling you, with my date tonight and you helping me pick the perfect gift, NOTHING can go wrong for me tonight!

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French Narrator: Just then, by sheer coincidence...

This transitions to Earth, where a mysterious looking mom picks up this rose with her baby. 'Unbeknownst' to her, the stroller rolls down the hill next to her at excessive speed. She quickly notices.

Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!

The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash. Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".

Worker: Sure hope this glass doesn't break.

The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in its path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.

Worker: IT BROKE!

The stroller is then shown on its way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say "Inconvenient Ramp" with the "IN" part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.