During the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
In Blitz' apartment, we see our favorite imp sleeping in his water bed. As he sleeps his horse, now named Calander, getsup from the laundry basket she was given to sleep in and walks out of the room. She comes back into the room, this time with a cup of coffee on her head. Walking to her rider, she breathes into his earhole, jolting him awake.
Blitz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *sighs* Nothing like a morning scream to get you ready for the day.
He spots the horse in front of him, handing him his coffee. He smiles as he sips from the cup.
Blitz: Thanks, Calendar. I swear, I feel like I'd lose my mind without you.
As he takes another sip, a clawing sounds out from outside his window.
Blitz: *groans* Goddammit, again?
He walks over and opens it, revealing a horny looking Stolas trying to climb his way up to the window.
Stolas; Oh, Blitzy~! I'll need another meeting with you please!
Blitz: GO AWAY, THIS IS MY HOUSE!
Stolas: I WANT TO COME IN!
Blitz: THIS IS MY HOUSE, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Stolas: FUCK ME!
Blitz: I'M DISABLED!!!!
Blitz rolls his eyes as he walks over to his closet, pulling out a firecracker and a plushie of himself.
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Blitz: I really need to invest in bird mace, I'm running out of these shitty things. Along with the fireworks.
Grabbing a roll of duct tape and a lighter, he tapes the plushie to the firecracker and positions it outside his window.
Blitz: Okay Stolas, I'm flying out in anticipation! HERE I COME~!
He lights the wick of the rocket, sending it flying. He watches and chuckles as Stolas runs after the rocketing plushie.
Blitz: Works every time.
He sips his coffee in cockiness, but then he hears the alarm clock. The scene jumps to the clock, which reads 12:36 PM. Blitz' hand points to the clock as it shows Blitz fully clothed and in shock.
Blitz: FUCK~! *throws cup into wall* I'M FOUR HOURS FOR THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT!!!
He runs into the bathroom, ripping off his clothes as he jumps into the shower.
Blitz: This shower's gonna be PDA! Pits. DIck. Ass.
Running out of the shower sopping wet and naked, he grabs his toothbrush and bangs on Loona's door.
Blitz: Loona, wake your ass up! WE'RE LEAVING IN -6 MINUTES!!!!
Struggling to get into his clothes while goes around the apartment, Blitz trips out the window, falling onto his van and somehow becoming fully clothed. He looks to a passing female imp, looking at him as if he was insane.
Blitz: Hi Donna, you're a bitch like always!
After getting hit by her purse, Blitz jumps into the van's driver seat and revs the engine.
Blitz: Sorry Loonie, you're walking to work! No time for seatbelts, time to go through time! *floors gas*
He screams as he recklessly drives the van to the I.M.P building. In one of the streets, Bendy was walking across, take-out bag in hand.
Bendy: Can't believe someone ate my damn lunch.
As soon as he was half-way across, he was hit by an incoming vehicle, sending him flying into a garbage can. Turns out, the demon who hit him was Blitz.
Blitz: Oh fuck, I hope I didn't hit that lesbian that lives down the block.
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In the trash can, Bendy groans as he climbs out, but looks inside and reaches his hand in, pulling out a Sinbucks coffee.
Bendy: Hey, my luck's starting to turn.
He pulls the cap off and drinks the contents, but immediately regrets it and spits out the coffee. He throws the cup down and shoots it with his revolver.
Bendy: Who the fuck puts soy milk in their coffee?!
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After getting a few donuts by NOT crashing through the store and grabbing whatever ones he could, Blitz made it to the building, also crashing the van into a fire hydrant.
Blitz: Fucking fire departments.
Blitz jumped out the window, which was open. Seeing himself on the asphalt, he renters the van, rolls up the window, and jumps through it again, breaking it. He runs into the building doors, encountering Verosika and Vortex in the lobby.
Verosika: So, what I'm saying is we can maximize our schedule by focusing MORE on the division that finds chubby girls attractive and LESS on the amount of kissing.
Blitz: I'm fucking late for my own employees! *pushes Verosika to the floor* MOVE, I'M GAY!
Vortex: Hey uh, careful in the elevator hall, man! Someone spilled a bunch of legos all over the floor!
Though he was too late, as Blitz yelled in agony and collapsed on the floor, clutching his foot.
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As the elevator opens, Blitz manages to limp all the way to the office door. He opens it in a hurry.
Blitz: Sorry I'm late, gang! Let's get this party poppin' and the guns a glockin'!
But, what he now realized was that the office was completely empty. No one was there, not even Octavia, who got there the earliest.
Blitz: Hello? Where'd you shitheads go?!
Bendy: Blitz?
The tall imp turns around to see Bendy, looking at him in confusion.
Blitz: Bendy. Where is everyone?
Bendy: At home, obviously. What are you doing here? It's Sunday.
Blitz: *eye twitch* W-What?
Bendy: It's Sunday, Blitz. I.M.P' closed on Sundays, remember?
Blitz looked on in shock, then he began to chuckle. That chuckle soon turned into all out laughter as he put on a black bowl-cut wig. He threw off his coat to replace it with a hot pink jumper and proceeded to put makeup on his face, featuring red lipstick and light blue eyeshadow. He laughs as he then runs to the window at the end of the hall and jumps out of it.
Bendy looked out to see his boss run down the street, cackling like a psycho.
Bendy: *looks to camera* Why do I feel like I didn't get a bunch of references?
