Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One Where Blitz Get Plastic Surgery

As another morning began at I.M.P, Blitz was pouring himself a cup of coffee as Bendy and most of the other employees came into the office. Though, Loona was nowhere to be found at the moment.

Bendy: Hey, has anyone seen Loona this morning?

Vortex: Didn't you guys say she's one of the first ones here?

Blitz: Oh, she's just a bit sluggish. She'll show up.

With that, the door to the office opened, revealing the female hellhound.

Moxxie: Well, I'll give you this. You at least made it on time Loo- *eyes widen* OH MY SATAN!

THe camera pans to show Loona's matted face. Her eyes were more pink then red, bags were under her eyes, and sleep sand was dripping from her tear ducts.

Bendy: Holy shit, Loona you look awful.

Loona: Yeah, thanks for that, Bendy. Every woman loves hearing people say that to them.

Millie: Well, you don't look too good, hon.

Blitz: They have a point, sweetie. You should get more sleep.

Loona: *growls* More sleep? Blitz, I can't get any sleep because of your damn snoring.

Sallie May: Blitz, you snore?

Blitz: Apparently, I tried everything to make it stop. Breathing strips, mouth-guards, eye patches, melatonin, vodka, self-tanner, canker-sore cream, and I still snore.

Bendy: Canker-sore cream?

Moxxie: Sir, you should probably get yourself checked by a medical professional. It could be a breathing problem.

Octavia: Moxie does have a point here. My Dad once said that when I was a child, my Mum would sleep in the garden because of his snoring. As it turned out, she also just had bad gas, according to the men that took her away that one night.

Bendy: The men that what?

Blitz: What's the big fucking deal? I snore. You all wear underwear. We all have our little quirks.

Bendy: I'm sorry, you don't what?

Loona: For once, the limp dick's right Blitz. You gotta see someone about your snoring. It's a problem.

Blitz: Not for me. I sleep great.

Loona: Well, it is for me. And I know just how to fix it. Permanently.

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At the top of the I.M.P building, Blitz stood at the edge looking over Imp City as Loona crept up behind him, smiling and about to push.

Blitz: How is standing on the ledge of the building gonna fix my snoring again?

Loona: ...............Oh, right. Snoring.

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The scene then changes to the Hazbin Hotel's lobby, where Blitz, Bendy, and M&M sat at the bar near the basement's entrance, waiting for Ren to be ready for him.

Blitz: I just don't understand why I keep snoring. Maybe it has something to do with when I used to deep-throat Stolas.

Moxxie: OR, maybe a more logical reason is that there's something wrong with your nasal cavity.