Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One Where Loona Takes Mushrooms

Blitz: We'll try to be back by the end of the work day. If the storm gets worse, text us and whead over to the Hotel okay?

Loona: Yeah Blitz, I know I know. You've been coddling me for almost 10 minutes.

Bendy: Blitz, come on! We have a job to do!

Blitz: I'm coming, asshole! *to Loona* Bye Loonie, I love you!

At the I.M.P office, Bendy, Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie had hopped through a portal to Earth, leaving Loona alone with the other I.M.P members as she looked at the cloudy skies. Recent weather forecasts had predicted possibilities of a Burl-icane; which was a demonic hurricane when massive Argent energy amounts converged in Pride's atmosphere.

Loona: Well, they're gone... *looks at phone* And I only have 5 more hours before I can legally leave for the day. No one's gonna call with those guys trying to knock out that many jobs at once, what the hell am I supposed to do?

Slowly realizing that her adoptive father was out for what could be the whole day, Loona looked to both sides before quickly running to the break room, leaning against the wall. She sniffed the wall and got to her knees, stopping at one spot to draw a spell circle and force the panel to move. She reached inside the hollow opening to the wall and smiled as she pulled out a plastic baggie of small turquoise mushrooms that slightly resembled..... Are those dicks?

Loona: Nice....

Octavia: Loona?

Startled, the Hellhound yelped and turned to see Octavia peeking in, hiding the bag behind her.

Loona: VIA!... *sigh* Don;t do that, you scared the fuck out of me.

Octavia: What's that?

Loona: What's what?

Octavia: You know.

Loona: Know what?

Octavia: That thing behind your back.

Loona: Nothing.

Octavia: No, really.

Loona: Nothing.

Octavia: You've got something, alright. Let's see it.

Loona: ......What were we talking about?

The owl crossed her arms and frowned at Loona right before Loona looked down and sighed.

Loona: Fine, I'll tell you. But you have to swear not to tell anyone and you have to be cool about this.

Octavia: Well, what is it?

Loona: *shows bag* These are Euphoricleric Lustshrooms, street name Asmodeus Tears. It's a psychedelic drug, makes you see weird shit and feel hot for a few hours. Since we won;t be doing any jobs or getting any jobs with the storm warning, so I thought this could be a fun way to pass the time.

Octavia: Oh.... okay.

Loona: Really? You're just going to be cool about this?

Octavia: Yeah, it's fine. I mean, Barbie smokes a joint every now and then and some kids I knew back in school did stuff like this around me all the time. Not really a favorite of mine, but that's just preference.

Nodding, Loona opens the bag, brings about 3 shrooms into her paw and pops them into her mouth, chewing them as she puts the bag back and readjusts the wall panel.

Loona: Well, see you on the other side.

Octavia: Funny, that's actually what those kids said too when they took them.

Loona: *swallows* Is there anything else I should know about these kids you know?

Octavia: The only thing left that I know is that the people who gave those kids these shrooms are dead.