At the I.M.P office, it's close to closing time as everyone is starting to make preparations, with Blitz counting the money in the money box while Sallie May say next to him, bored.
Blitz: 51, 52, 53...
Bendy: *counting his sketch lines* 29, 30, 31...
Moxxie: *polishes gun in synchronization* One, two, three. One, two, three.
Sallie May: Blitz, come on, can we please go home now?
Blitz: You know the rules, Mil-Sister. All staff must remain on the premises until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.
Sallie May: But that's not fair!
Moxxie: Also, one of the rules is "the proprietor reserves the right to be unfair."
Bendy: Relax, I'm sure he's almost done.
Blitz: In fact, I almost am. Let's see... five, ten, 25, blue, apple sauce. Everything looks to be accounted for. Except... *gasps* Where is it?
The imp takes apart the register in search of something, growing more and more worried.
Blitz: Where the fuck is it?!
Bendy: What's wrong, Blitz?
Blitz: My Soullix! My special Soullix bill, the first one I ever made in the circus, it's missing! I always keep it in the back of the register for luck!
Sallie May: Well, I've been on desk duty today and I've never seen it.
However, the statement only makes Blitz glare at Sallie May in suspicion.
Blitz: Hmm... Are you prepared to say that with your hand on your favorite nail bat?
Sallie May: Of course I'm... *offended* What are you saying?
Blitz: Me? I ain't saying nothing that would matter to anyone..... *reaches into Bendy's pocket, pulls out lie detector* who would be willing to take a lie detector test!
Sallie May: You seem to be saying something!
Blitz: Heavens to Betsy, no. It's just that my lucky bill's gone missing and you've been working the desk all day!
Sallie May: *angrily* With all due respect, Sir, but are you accusing me of something?!
Blitz: Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities here, Sal. One, you stole it. Two, you stole it. Or three, my personal favorite, YOU STOLE IT!
Sallie May: *enraged* I didn't take your stupid money!
Blitz: Show me your hands.
Sallie May: *shocked* What?!
Blitz: I wanna see empty palms.
Much to Bendy and Moxxie's surprise, Sallie began to growl as she punched Blitz in both of his eyes repeatedly
Sallie May: Here! Here! Here! SEE 'EM?! *stomps away*
Moxxie: Sallie, how could you do that?!
Blitz: You... you can't fucking do that to me! I'm your boss!
Sallie May: Not anymore, Clown Shoes. I QUIT! *slams door open* I'm outta here!
Bendy: What?! No, wait!
Moxxie helped Blitz up as Bendy chased after his sister in law, who just went out the front doors of the building.
Bendy: Sallie, you're making a big mistake!
Sallie May: Mistake? Ha! The only mistake I ever made was wasting my life at that office!
Bendy: I never knew you felt so strongly about this. What about taking the job to get away from the farm?
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Helluva Boss: Ink Edition
FanfictionDuring the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
