We open up to Pentagram City at night, but this night is very different as it's apparently snowing hard. People always freak out when Hell freezes over, but you'd be surprised how much it snows in Hell. However, we see Blitz holding a bottle as he walks through the snow, shivering along and singing from both intoxication and hyperthermia.
Blitz: 🎵Oh why, oh why, did I get so drunk? I have to pee out of my tree trunk. 🎵 *chuckles* Dick jokes.
French Narrator: And so, a whipping winter wind whooshed by, and began to freeze young Blitzo to the bone...r.
The imp then stopped walking as he looked down to see himself freeze as ice began forming at his feet.
Blitz: No. *starts freezing more* No! Must... stay... frosty.
However, he is too late as Blitz completely freezes, unable to move. The next morning, we see a snowman standing where Blitz was frozen. On the same sidewalk, we see Bendy and Millie walking to the snowman, Millie wearing a scarf and earmuffs and Bendy wearing a sweater and mittens in place of his gloves.
Bendy: Wow. Look at all this snow! It's beautiful.
Millie: And with the building's power out, we can take off work. Plus, it's about time the two of us get some alone time.
Bendy: Yeah, we can do anything! Go sledding, ice skating, drink hot cocoa, *raises eyebrow* binge watch some children's cartoons we took for granted.....
Millie: Wait. Hon, aren't you worried about Blitz? Didn't you say he didn't come home?
Bendy: Oh yeah... Ah, he's probably fine. He must be walking up out of his own throw up pile in a trash can after his booze-a-thon last night.
Blitz: *shouting from inside snowman* Fuck YOU, asshole, you're in a throw up pile!
The two jumped back in surprse at the outburst, looking questionably at the snowman.
Millie: Di-did that snowman just curse you out?
Bendy: I knew you wre alive, you sub-zero bastards!
Suddenly, screaming is heard as the snowman's head comes off, revealing Blitz's head is sticking out of the snowman.
Bendy: Blitz?
Blitz: Get me out of here, you jerk! I gotta take a piss!
Bendy: Why are you in a snowman?
Blitz: Why aren't you in a snowman? I'm cool as an ice cube...... Except I gotta PEE!
Bendy: Uh, sorry Boss. We're kinda getting our snow day here, so....
Blitz: *cries* Bendy, please! You gotta help me! I'll do anything.
Bendy: Really?
Blitz: Yes, really.
Bendy: Really, really?
Blitz: *getting angry* Yes, yes, really, really.
Bendy: Really, really, really?
Blitz: Yes, yes, already! I'll do anything!
Bendy: Hm....... Fine. I'll help thaw you out, but you gotta de-ice Charlie's limo so I won;t have too.
Blitz: Deal! Now get me out!
Bendy: Alright, calm down.
He then goes behind Blitz, spawning another pair of arms to push him as Millie picks up a twig from the ground.
Millie: Here, Blitz. Try this.
She then places the twig on Blitz's lower half, Bendy and her giggle)
Blitz: Hey, hey, Millie, no! Use the log, not the twig! Use the log! TAKE IT OUT!
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We cut to Millie turning on a lighter and attempting to melt Blitz's upper half, but it is ineffective. We then see Bendy lighting a match and putting it closer to Blitz's frozen body, attempting to melt the snow, but his head bursts into flames.
Blitz: Well, I'm not thawing but I am getting a boner.... So, yeah. That's something ne we learned about Blitz today.
We then cut to Blitz smiling in satisfaction as Angel leans over to him, trailing a finger over his cheek.
Blitz: Mmm... Aw yeah.
Bendy: How is this supposed to help you thaw out?
Blitz: I was supposed to suggest a way to thaw out?
Later on, we see Bendy hitting a nearby crafting table, where he then places a hand on t and reveals a newly crafted flint and steel. He goes to Blitz and strikes the two stones together to create some sparks, but accidently hits Blitz with the rock, which makes him slide off a hillside and down a cliff, Blitz screaming all the way.
Bendy: Maybe I should've tried redstone instead.
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After getting Blitz back onto the hill, we see Bendy and Millie standing near the still frozen Blitz.
Bendy: Maybe... we could just try breathing on him?
Blitz: Seriously?! I think I'm getting kidney sto-ho-ones!
The two then start breathing heavily on Blitz's top half.
Blitz: Wait, wait, Millie! I think it's actually working.
Millie: Really?
Blitz: Yeah, try a little lower!
Millie then bends lower while breathing on Blitz.
Blitz: Little lower... *Millie lowers herself* Yeaah, right there. Mmmm.
Bendy: Huh, that looks..... *realizes* Hey! Blitz, you asshole!
Blitz: *laughs* Snowjob!
With a frown, Bendy punches the imp, sending him sliding down the same cliff once again, while still laughing.
Blitz: *descending* Totally worth it!
Later on, we see Millie pulling up the family lino as Bendy tands in front of Blitz, holding two electrocuters which he then connects to the car.
Bendy: Alright, Blitz. This might be the last resort, if this doesn't work, I don't know what will.
Blitz: Be-ndy! Hurry! My bladder's going to fucking supernova!
Bendy: Ok! Hold still.
The Overlord connects the two electrocuters to Blitz's horns and goes to the open windo where Millie sits.
Bendy: Ready?
Millie: Ready. *to Blitz* Ready?
Blitz: DO IT!! *cries*
With a nod, Millie starts the engine of the limo and Blitz gets electrocuted. But while being electrocuted, the snow on Blitz's body finally melts as he falls to the ground in pain and then starts peeing, where we see it going upwards onto the exposed engine of the limo
Bendy: Ugh, sick!
Blitz: Holy shit, finally.
However, the urine creates a short circuit in the engine and the limo starts bursting into flames with Millie inside, where Bendy panics and tries to open the door.
Millie: *screams* Oh lord, I can;t get the seatbelt off! I can;t get the seatbelt off, I cna feel myself melting to the seat!
Blitz: Hey, I got the ice off!
Millie: Oh! Oh Satan, I'm gonna die! Put me out! Not like this, someone please put me out-
Bendy: Wait.... Aren;t imps impervious to fire?
Millie: ......Oh yeah.
THE END
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