We open up to the Hazbin Hotel, where inside Blitz's room Bendy is seen helping Blitz prepare himself. The former is seen holding a lost as Blitz is shown in a fancy red tuxedo, since he will soon be done with therapy and is going out with Angel to celebrate.
Bendy: Ready for your date, Boss Man?
Blitz: I'm always ready when it comes to my Ange, B!
Bendy: Breath spray?
Blitz: *sprays mouth with breath spray* Check.
Bendy: Lucky hanky?
Blitz: *takes out hanky* Check.
Bendy: Giant fucking monkey?
Blitz: Uh, monkey. Money?... *panics, screams* I can't find my giant fucking monkey!
Bendy: *laugh, throws away list* Relax, Blitz. Just a little joke.
The Ink Demon then smiled as he traced his fingers in the air creating a letter "A".
Bendy: Good luck with you know who.
Blitz: Who's that?
Bendy: Angel Dust.
Blitz: Oh yeah, right. Well, wish me luck!
As Bendy opens the door and lets Blitz out, the camera then cuts to "The Sulfer Pit", where Blitz is seen sitting on a table with Angel, who's wearing make-up and a dress.
Angel: Oh, Blitzy~. This night's been absolutely incredible. The Pinky filet was cooked to perfection.
Blitz: Anything for you, my marshmellowy god of sexy..
Angel: You're spoiling me, Blitz. I mean, foot rubs between courses. Caricatures. Imported music.
The scene swiftly pans to a live-action orchestra playing the music on the other side of the room.
Blitz: Nothing's too good for you, my Angel.
Angel: Oh, like I haven't heard that one before. Look Blitz, I just wanna tell you-
Pringles: *approaches* Your fancy pantsy limousine is here, Master Blitz.
Blitz: Wonderful! Angel Cakes, your chariot awaits!
Angel: What...
The imp whistles and two demons join Pringles in carrying a screaming Angel away. Blitz sighs as he watches his boyfriend go while Pringles returns, holding a bill.
Pringles: Your bill, sir.
Blitz: *takes bill* Huh? What? 200 Soullix?! Well, this can't possibly be correct!
Pringles: Hm? *looks at bill* Oh, my mistake. Thank you for pointing that out. *holds a different bill* This is your bill.
Blitz then takes the bill and looks down. As he sees the bill, his pupils shrink to mere dots as h elets out a scream that eventually becomes so high pitched, it shatters all of the windows in the restaurant and causes the sign to go flying and the valet to fall over.
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The next day, we go to I.M.P, where in the breakroom, we see Blitz crying on the table and Bendy looks on.
Bendy: Are you serious? How can you spend over 500,000 Soullix in one night?
Blitz: *still crying* I don;t know! I couldn't help but spend every cent I had on him! I couldn't control myself! And with all the stuff that's going on despite the high revenue recently, my funds are going down the toilet!
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Helluva Boss: Ink Edition
FanfictionDuring the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
