At St. An Hospital, we see Bendy, Blitz, and Ren looking over Stolas and Striker as they laid in their beds.
Bendy: Well, Stol, today's the day you get your cast off. How's it feel?
Stolas: Slightly exciting.. But for some reason... strangely itchy.
Striker then spoke up, his voice now sounding much gravelier and a little younger.
Striker: I;'m just gonna be glad to get outta this bed and back in the field. I fuckin' hate hospital food.
Blitz: So... Any idea why he sounds like a sick country singer?
Ren: Says in his doctor's analysis that the fight with Whisper did some pretty big damage to his throat... Alongside.... Other obvious injuries.
Striker: At least I still CAN talk. It'd be pretty dmn boring without my input.
Blitz: Well.....
Bendy: Blitz!
Blitz: Alright, alright, it would. Come on, I'll drop you two off at home.
Stolas: Erm.... Blitz?
He points towards the window where he sees a tow truck ready to tow away the van. Blitz lets out a shrill screech as he opens the window and jumps out onto a bush, where he rushes towards the demon.
Blitz: HEY! HEY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Demon: You own this car?
Blitz: Damn right I do! Let go of it!
Demon: *holds out hand* License and registration.
With a groan, Blitz hands him his liscene.
Blitz: Here. Now why the hell are you taking my van?
Demon: You're parked in an impound spot, it's against traffic violation.
Blitz: Wha- Traffic violation?! This is Hell!
Demon: Hm... *looks at card* I'll also need to take this.
Blitz: what the fu- WHY?!
Demon: Your license is expired. You can pick up your vehicle when you have a fully registered driver's license, good day.
As he drives off, Blitz grabs onto his van's bumper, being dragged along the road before suddenly being knocked off by a lamp post as Bendy approaches.
Bendy: What happened?
Blitz: The van got towed and I can't get it back because my fucking license is expired!
Bendy: Aw, shit. Well, I can call us an Uber. We'll just go home so you can get back your license.
Blitz: Well, I didn;t get it in Pentagram, I'll have to go back to Lust to renew my driver's license.... Say, as long as you're here, why don't you keep me company?
Bendy: What? No way.
Blitz: Pleeease? It's so boring! Come on! *anime eyes* Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Bendy: Blitz!
Blitz: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Bendy: Be real, man! You can't do that forever.
Blitz: Eeeee- Yes I can- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Bendy: *groans* Fuck me- Fine! I'll go with you.
Blitz: Eeeeeeeeee- *raises fists* Fuck yeah!- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Bendy: You can stop that now.
Blitz: Wish I could, but I'm stuck- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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Helluva Boss: Ink Edition
FanfictionDuring the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
