During the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
It's been 4 days since the whole Striker incident, and everyone was on backorder with the assassination work. Since they had to close for the day while they had 15 clients on back order, along with having to work harder and longer because of Bendy and Millie being at home for recovery.
Loona: Hey Blitz, you uh... got a package..
Blitz: Oh, thanks Loonie.
Blitz went to go see what the package was, only for his mouth to hang open when he came across an enormous wooden crate.
Blitz: Holy shit!
He went up to the box and touched it, only for the box to respond with noises from inside.
Blitz: What the fuck was that?!
Moxxie: Did that box just..... neigh?
Blitz quickly opened it up and let out a high pitched gasp at th contents.
Blitz: Holy crap! I- it's a horse!
It was true, in the box was a skinny black horse with a long mane and tail, red outline, and sparkling blue eyes.
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Blitz: Where the fuck did this horse come from?!
Moxxie took a few steps closer, inspecting the horse and running his fingers through the spines on the horse' neck.
Moxxie: Does the package have a return address?"
Blitz: Nope. I checked the crate, there's nothing, except for a 'Handle With Care' sticker. Anyways, what am I gonna name her?
Moxxie: Sir, you don't have the money or the room for a horse.
Blitz: No one asked for your opinion Moxxie.
Moxxie: It's not an opinion, it's a literal fact!
Blitz: Whatever. So back to naming her, I already have a pre-made list just for such an occasion.
Blitz reached into his pocket and pulled out a crumpled up sticky note, with names written horribly in blue pen.
Blitz: Should I go with Stapler, Coupon 2.0, Paper Towel, Garage Door, Shoe, Flea, Megatron, or Ghost?
Moxxie: Wha-? None of those! You can't own a horse, Sir! Besides, those are all horrible names!
Blitz: Oh yeah? Watch me bitch!
Blitz jumped onto the horse to be named later and galloped out of the building. And by that, I mean making an exit by jumping out of the window.
Moxxie: We're fucked. *sigh* 4 years of drama school for this.
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French Narrator: A few hours later
Just then, Blitz and his horse, now named Coupon 2.0, got back to I.M.P, startling Moxxie as they knocked down the door and Loona not giving two shits..
