I Dream Of Barbie

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At IMP headquarters, Bendy walks through another set portal, covered in blood while placing a bloody skeleton on the couch.

Bendy: And there's the client's proof. Jeez, I guess you had to be pretty shitty for this guy to pick a BONE with you.

A laugh track is played as Bendy laughs, slapping the skeleton on the back and causing the skull to fall off and crack.

Bendy: Oops.... Well, I don't think he'll notice.

Suddenly, Blitz came out of his office, dumping a whole bunch of tickets on the front desk as Loona slept with her head on the desktop.

Blitz: What're you doing standing around for, bitch?! We have 27 additional hits!

Bendy: 27 MORE?! Blitz, I can go to so many of these things at a time, I need a break! Why not just get one of the others to do it!

Blitz: You know that's impossible now! Via's trying to help Stolas settle the divorce, Sal and Strikes are already out working, Guy Loona is I don't fucking know, and after that incident with the Hawaiian Punch, we don't let Mask upstairs!

Bendy: They said it was an accident.

Blitz: They also said I could take the cleaning bill and shove it up my pee hole. Wait, why not just send M and M to do it?

Bendy: Oh, uh..... They're not here.

Blitz: What?! Where are they?!

Bendy: I don't fucking know! They had to open an investigation on a victim's death and you left Moxxie in charge, remember?

Blitz: Hm.....

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French Narrator: About a week earlier....

We flashback to the office where Bendy stood with Moxxie and Millie, talking to a aquatic demon-like Sinner were talking to a sinner client when Blitz burst open the door, now covered in bush leaves, bruises, and dirt all over his clothes and body, walks pass the three of them in a dejected manner.

Moxxie: Sir, you're here! There's a client here who wants to-

Blitz: Not now.

The taller imp opens the door to his office and slamming it shut loudly. Moxxie and Millie took a second to stare in confusion at Blitz's foul mood today before Bendy goes back to the client.

Millie: *nervous chuckle* I'm sorry about him. He's not usually this crabby-crabby.

Bendy: Yeah, sorry about him. Now tell me, Mr... *checks paper* Jason.Tell me all you can remember about your death. Did you see your attacker, any sort of recognizable traits to their appearance or means of killing?

Demon Client (Jason): *hands shrugging in his confusion* Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one

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Demon Client (Jason): *hands shrugging in his confusion* Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one...

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