We open to see a video loading screen, but as it finally loads, the first thing we see is Moxxie with Bendy holding the camera. Moxxie was in the kitchen of his and Millie's royal suite, wearing a chef's hat and an apron that said 'Kiss The Cook, for he is a normal Earth boy'.
Moxie: Um...what do I say?
Bendy: Just start off with introducing yourself and say what you'll be cooking.
Mxxie: Okay then. *clears throat* Hello everyone on Voxtube, I am Moxxie and welcome to 'Moxxie's Kitchen', with me Moxxie Horvitz. And my boyfriend Bendy, who is my cameraman.
Bendy waves a hand at the audience.
Bendy: Hello, internet.
Moxie: Now today, we'll be cooking a lovely roast chicken. If you are an avian, then I do apologize.
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It cuts to Goetia Manor, where Blitz is watching the video on his phone, when Stolas tries to peak.
Stolas: Blitzy, you should be getting the whips. *looks at phone* What are you watching?
Blitz: Huh?! Oh, me! Nothing! Don't look at me, I hate you!
Stolas: Well, if you were just playing hard to get, you should've just said so~.
Blitz: Ugh. Why is it when you try to compliment someone, they leave but when you try to insult them, they stay?
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Moxxie: Now, for our first step, we'll need to get our roast from the freezer. Because we don't serve fresh meat..... Shut up, Gordon Ramsey. Now, without further ado, let us go into the fridge.
He opens the freezer, but as he does, a box of ice pops fall to the floor.
Moxxie: Fuck!
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Moxxie: Can I just-
He tries to reach in, but more packages fall out from the freezer.
Moxxie: FU-
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We cut to Moxxie, who is holding a bag of Demo Nuggets.
Moxxie: Okay, so we've checked. We do not have a frozen bird. But, Bendy suggested these demon shaped chicken nuggets.
Bendy: They're both made from the same bird. Therefore, they're practically the same thing.
Moxxie: Very well. So, what we need now is a clean workspace.
Millie comes on camera to a counter cluttered with ceramic dishes, holding a nail bat. With a few swings and clangs later, Millie walks off happily with all the dishes gone.
Moxie: Okay, Next, we need to open the bag. *tries to open bag* Open... the bag.
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French Narrator: 5 minutes later
Moxxie: Okay, now that the bag is open thanks to my glorious Vaggie and her mighty spear, we just need to bake these nuggets in the oven with a clean tray.
Bendy puts a tray on the counter, though it's dirty and had a burnt black substance on it.
Moxxie: What's that black stuff?
Bendy: I..I honestly have no fucking clue.
Moxxie: Well, will it be fine?
Bendy: I don't know, probably.
Moxxie: Okay, now we just need to line these nuggets up evenly onto the tray.
With a fart sound effect, the nuggets are already lined up on the tray.
Moxxie: Well, would you look at that?
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Moxxie is then seen wearing oven mitts as he places the tray in the oven and closes it.
Moxxie: Okay, so now, just set your oven on high and set the timer to...13 minutes.
He does so, and turns to the camera as the oven lights up.
Moxxie: Okay, once that's done, we'll discuss spices and seasonings.
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French Narrator: A few more minutes later
Bendy: *carrying the "A few more minutes later" time card* Can we move this along? I'm all out of time cards.
Moxxie: Okay, so the nuggets should be done. *opens oven* SO, let's take them out of the oven and see what seasonings work best.
As he places the tray on the counter, a crevasse from between two nuggets where some of the black substance was is shown to be on fire.
Moxxie: Yeah, um. T-That's not normal.
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Bendy and Millie are shown roasting marshmallows over the small flame, though Bendy's catches on fire easily.
Bendy: Okay being honest Mox, I kinda forgot what the fuck we were doing.
Millie: Same here.
Moxxie: *sigh* Well, I suppose that's it for 'Moxxie's Kitchen'. Thank you for watching and subscribe to see more. Keep your hopes high, your stalker boss out, and remember...hugs not drugs.
THE END
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