Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One In Sal Segav

We open up at I.M.P, where the only known occupants in the lobby were Loona and Bendy, the hellhound ebing on her phone and Bendy wiping off a machine gun after a job involving killing a guy in a fake blood warehouse.

Loona: Huh, there's a breaking news report. Apparently, Prince Stolas was spotted at a gay bar.

Bendy: Okay, and a fork was spotted in a kitchen. Where's the news?

The door to the office was forced open by Octavia, who looked absolutely frazzled as she held a piece of paper in her hand.

Bendy: Hey, Via. What's up?

Octavia: Something bad, that is "up". I found this taped onto the door while I was coming back from break.

Bendy took the paper from the bird, reading it over. His eyes became larger before he looked up, Loona reading it over his shoulder.

Loona: What the fuck, when did this get here?!

Bendy: Does Blitz know?

Octavia: I have no idea, but we have to inform the others.

Bendy: Alright, you two round them up. I'll get Blitz.

As Loona traced a spell circle to stash away her phone, she and Via went to get the other I.M.P members while Bendy opened the door to Blitz's office. However, he couldn;t have walked in on a more awkward time as Blitz was pouring pink syrup on a snowcone. Blitz opened his maw and held the syrup bottle over it, before he suddenly noticed Bendy in the doorway.

Blitz: Bendy! What, I- Uh- W-What have I told you all about interrupting Daddy's special snowcone time?!

Bendy: This ain;t no time for snow cones! Have you seen this paper?! When did we get an eviction notice?!

Blitz: What? Oh, that thing? I dunno, we get those sometimes for some reason.

Grunting in frustration, Bendy grabbed the imp by his tail and quickly dragged him into the meeting room, where everyone was assembled.

Millie: Ben-Ben, what's going on?

Vortex: What's got everyone so riled up?

Mask: Do you know what you just pulled me from?! Never interrupt me during Mask Time!

Bendy: No one gives two shits about you jacking one, Mask! This is serious!

Striker: What? What is it?

Octavia: For the past few weeks, some odd deductions have shown up with us losing money. I didn't think it was anything serious, until......

Loona: There was a fucking eviction notice at our door!

At this, the group was alerted, even Mask was shown to be distressed. Except for Blitz, who simply yawned.

Blitz: What's the big deal? It's a piece of paper, big whoop.

Moxxie: Sir, do you have any idea how serious this is? We're going to be evicted!

Blitz: Oh, that's it? Well, what's the big deal, that's great!

Bendy: ......What? Do you even know what evicted means?

Blitz: Yeah, we were nominated for the best fucking office in the building, right?

Vortex: Boss... That's elected. We're being evicted.

Blitz: Oh. Well, what does that mean?

Sallie May: It says if we don;t pay over 3,000 Soullix by 6PM tomorrow, we're gonna lose the office. And if we lose the office, we'll all be out of a job.