Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One With The Fortune Cookies

At I.M.P, Bendy and most of the crew, excluding Sallie May and Striker, sat in the break room of the office, trying to figure out what to get for their lunch break.

Bendy: So guys, what do you guys want to eat?

Loona: I'll tell you what I want. I want to go out with Lobo and get a nice footlong between the buns.

Blitz: *retches* Loona! Here?! Really, why here?! What the fuck does that even mean?!

Loona: I mean I want a hot dog, Blitz. Calm your ass down.

Millie: Ah..... Say Mask, are you hungry?

Loona: Wait, we're talking about food?

Mask: Of course I am, you dumb bitch! It's one of the only reasons I actually go to work! I haven't eaten in a damn week!

Vortex: Wait, really? How the hell are you alive?

Mask: Simply, dear sweet dog. I capture my meals, like a badass predator. I set up squirrel traps and fishing nets..... I had a nice roadkill last Tuesday.

Bendy: Oh... You poor thing. Hey, here's an idea. How about we get chinese?

Octavia: Hmm, that's not a bad idea. I haven;t had Chinese food in a long while.

Loona: Yeah, let's get that.

Vortex: But who's paying exactly?

Blitz: No need to worry, I have a fair system to decide. All right, let's make it... eenie, meenie, miney... Moxxie.

Moxxie: *frowns* You call this fair, Sir?

Bendy: I mean..... Do you expect Via or Mask to pay? Via has a baby and Mask is poor.

The imp looked to see everyone looking at him expectedly, causing him to sigh in defeat.

Moxxie: Let me get my phone......

Pulling his phone out, Moxie dialed into it and brought it to his ear, answering the picked-up call.

Moxie: Hello, I'd like to place an order for delivery please.

A person on the other side is heard talking, which causes Moxxie to suddenly gain a confused look.

Moxxie: What? I'm sorry, but could you say that again?..... Slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language! *hangs up* I don't understand, why were they shouting at me?

Loona: Maybe you caught them in the middle of an LSD trip?

Octavia: *looks at phone* "+86"?.... Oh, I see the problem. Moxie, you didn;t call a Chinese restaurant, you called the literal thing. You called a restaurant in the Mortal Realm's China.

Moxie: Oh..... Would one of you mind calling a Chinese restaurant down here? I'll pay for the order.

Blitz: *on the phone* Already ahead of you, Mox. *picks up call* Hey, can I get an order for delivery?...... Uh huh, one sec. *to the group* What do guys want?

Octavia: I wouldn;t say no to eggrolls.

Vortex: Oh, and some dumplings. I saw that number, those dumplings are fucking legendary

Blitz: Okay.... *to recipient* I'd like an order of eggrolls, a standard platter of dumplings... Uh..... Can I get chicken?........ *eyes widen, to the group* They're out of chicken. You guys want Dog or Cat?

Bendy: Wait, they actually cook that for Chinese Food in Hell?! I thought that was an offensive stereotype!

Millie: It's Hell, sweetie. Most of everything down here is offensive. Get the dog, Blitz.