Polaroid Panic

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We open up to a kindergarten class, which was actually Matilda's old class, where all the kids attending were utterly miserable. The wrinkled old woman who had become the teacher was absolutely strict and took no nonsense from the kids, never letting them have any fun in class as she went on and on in the lecture.

Boy: Man, this sucks....

Girl: I know. I probably shouldn;t say this, but I kinda miss Mrs Mayberry.

Boy 2: How? She threw you through the damn ceiling.

Girl: Yeah, but at least she let us actually be happy.

Teacher HEY! Did I say it was your time to talk?! NO! Now shut your damn little yaps before I send your butts to the principal!

And with that, the three children stopped talking and faced forward. The teacher scowled before going back to the board, only for a rocket to break through the window and strike the teacher, blowing her up. The class stared at the mess in shock, and just then the principal slammed the door open.

Principal: What is causing all of tha-.... What happened in here?!

Girl 2: Uh..... the teacher just blew up..... Can we go home?

Principal: Uh, I guess so.....

At this, the class cheered in happiness. We pan out to the tree to see Bendy and Blitz standing by it, Blitz holding a smoking RPG.

Bendy: Isn;t that a bit excessive?

Blitz: I don;t know. Do you want to disrespect Matilda, our number one customer who wanted the bitch dead when she heard about her?

Bendy: Fair point. *dials phone* Come on, let's head back.

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Back at the office, Loona had the book open and instead, used Koros to form the portal. Blitz and Bendy stepped through, the portal closing behind them.

Bendy: Hey, you used your Palisman. You're getting really good at that.

Octavia: Impressive work, Loona. Your skills are really coming along.

Loona: Thanks.

Blitz: Alright Loonie, you know the routine. *drops RPG* Just load 'er up for next time.

Loona: I can;t.

Blitz: Wait, what? Why the hell not?

Loona: Moxie told me before he went to Florida for his hit, the box of rockets in the armory was out. That was the last one.

Blitz: So.... You mean..... *tears up* N-N-No more rocket launcher?........

At this, Blitz collapsed onto his knees and slammed his fist into the floor.

Blitz: Noooo! Why?! Why?! Why?! *sobbing* Why?!

Bendy: What's his deal? Can't he just get new rockets?

Loona: Yeah, but they're really expensive and it's like a two hour drive.

Octavia: Maybe try the broom closet. No one has apparently used it before Blitz bought this office, so someone might've stored rockets. After all, we weren't the only ones who did assassin work and used this place.

Blitz: *perks up* I like the way she thinks. Come on, Bends, let;s find those rockets!

Bendy rolled his eyes and followed his boss to the broom closet in the back of the armory, Blitz taking out a special key and putting it into the slot before opening the door.

Bendy: Hey, just curious. How many assassin companies were there in this building?

Blitz: Uh, in this building alone, about 7. But as far as I know, only 2 besides us used this office. Now, come on. Help me look for the rockets.

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