Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

IMP Saves Japan

We open up to Japan on Earth, where a shadow looms over the city before a massive foot treads onto the ground. As people run away screaming, the camera pans up to reveal the foot belonged to Godzilla, who was destroying the city.

Anchorman: Oh yikes, would you look at that! Godzilla is destroying Japan! And the superheroes of the world are busy filing their taxes on HNR Block. Who can stop him?!

We zoom out to see that the news report was on a TV in the I.M.P office, where Bendy, Millie, Blitz, and Loona are seen watching.

Millie: Woah, y'all seeing that?!

Bendy: Yeah, that thing's destroying Japan! Blitz, we have to save them!

Loona: Are you fucking serious, Bendy? We don;t go topside unless we're paid.

Blitz: Yeah, and besides, we can't take on God-FUCKING-Zilla!!!!

Bendy: ......But what if we did?

The taller imp then slaps Bendy across the face, making the Ink Demon fall to the side.

Blitz: Don't you make me Will Smith you again!

Bendy: Oh come on, Blitz. Have a heart. Try and think of what Jesus would do.

Millie: Yeah, knowing him, he would strangle the life out of that lawless lizard with his cold, holed hands.

Blitz: Hmm, strangle you say?

The imp then imaines Jesus himself strangling Godzilla, the messiah having a huge grin as the massive lizard struggles to breathe. In the real world, Blitz has that same smile.

Blitz: Okay everyone, change of plans! We're going to Japan to fight Godzilla!

Bendy: *excited* We are?!

Loona: We are?

Blitz: Hell yeah, we are! Let me just go get Mox.

The imp then goes over to the door, kicking it open to reveal a standing Moxxie facing the toilet, water trickling could be heard as Moxxie turns his head back in surprise.

Moxxie: Sir, what are you doing?!

Blitz: Come on, Mox! We're going to Japan!

Moxie: Blitz, I am busy peeing!

Blitz: Piss on the floor at the arport, we're gonna miss our flight.

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French Narrator: One flight later......

In Japan, we see Godzilla skipping around as he topples over buildings, not giving a shit about what happens, only to stop as someone yells at him.

Millie: Wait the fuck right there!

The massive lizard turns to see the five members of I.M.P standing on a rooftop, striking heroic poses.

Bendy: Didn't you read the bible? "On the 7th day, he rested."

Blitz: You broke the rules, Godzilla! Now, you suffer by my ha-

Suddenly, Godzilla lets out a beam of blue fire on the group, knocking the imps and hellhound back and disintegrating Bendy to a pile of ashes.

Bendy: *reformats* All I wanted..... *saddened* Was to save Japan.....

Moxxie: There, there, love. You're not the one to blame here.

Loona: Yeah, Godzilla's just a big asshole.

Suddenly, a voice similar to.... Hugh Neutron spoke up, making the four look around in confusion.

???: Now just wait a minute here.....

The group looked to see that the voice actually came from Godzilla, who looked blatant instead of bloodthirsty.

Godzilla: I was just trying to get my land back.

Moxxie: Your..... Your land?

Godzilla: I go to sleep for about 5 million years and when I wake up, these annoying little humans have cultivated my land for themselves.

Godzilla: They even built the HQ of Nintendo on top of my toilet!

Millie: I had a feeling they were going down the shitter.

Bendy: Wow, who would've thought mainstream news outlets would have a horrible agenda to push...... *turns to screen*........

Godzilla: So, what do you fellas say? Wanna put this behind us and help me take back Japan?

I.M.P: .........Yeah sure, why not?

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And so, I.M.P and Godzilla worked together to eradicate all of Japan for the sake of the giant monster, using weapons, real estate shares, and other crazy means I won;t go into right now. With Japan back in Godzilla's ownership, Godzilla sat on a giant recliner as he then spoke to Bendy and the demons, who sat on another building top.

Godzilla: It's finally all mine again! Thanks a lot for getting rid of those fucking *****, guys!

Blitz: Yeah, don;t say that. But no problem, Godzilla!

Bendy: Remember kids, Christianity has always been wrong. Murder is okay and the Bible is full of bullshit....... Bible...... WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS, ANYWAY?! MY GOD, THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING IS LIKE A KINDERGARTEN VERSION OF TEEN TITANS G-

PowerPuff Girls Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved thanks to... The Immediate Murder Professionals!.... Ell, not exactly saved, but.... Oh, who am I kidding? Half of you are probably too uncultured to get this reference. I've really gotta find another job. I wonder if it's too late to go back to college radio.

THE END