Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Ozzie's

In the Pride Ring, we open up to the I.M.P office, where Loona is shown drinking a beer while reading a magazine, which had Vrosika on the cover. She nearly set the beer on the book, until Octavia grabbed the bottle just in time with her magic.

Octavia: Loona, could you please NOT use my father's grimoire as a coaster? We need it for our job, along with the fact that damaging one is a crime against Hell.

Loona: Alright, alright. Sorry.

Suddenly, the pages started glowing as a portal opened, a tree and a severed head falling through. Within the treetop, Moxxie burst out wielding a revving chainsaw. Bendy and Blitz walked right through, their axe and pen dripping blood and Striker wiping off his rifle.

Blitz: WOO! That was a fuckton of lumberjacks!

Bendy: Got that right. I feel like I just kissed God, y'all feel me?!

Millie leapt out from the portal, screaming from the adrenaline as Vortex, Sallie May, and Mask passed by her, Mask plucking out the head's teeth.

Millie: *screams* I still feel so JAZZED! UP! *snaps axe, screams*

Striker: Mask, why are you plucking out that human's teeth?

Mask: Doctor says I need more calcium. Plus I work here. You think I'm Tums rich?

Mask then proceeded to lift their mask and pop one of the teeth in their mouth, lowering their mask to chew much to the other's disgust.

Moxxie: Well, I hope you stay *throws chainsaw* jazzed *fingerguns* babe. Cus guess where I'm taking you guys tonight?

Bendy: I thought Blitz was buying drinks tonight?

Blitz: you bet your sweet ass I am, Bends. Come on, let's hit the new tavern down the street.

The shorter imp got out of the tree, brushing the leaves off of him.

Moxie: Actually sir, it's our one year marriage anniversary as one of Bendy's couples. So after we pick up my reservation from Charlie, I'm taking my sweethearts to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie gasped with stars in her eyes as Bendy's jaw dropped, his eyes going so wide, they popped like balloons. Though he rubbed his eyes, causing them to regenerate. The other demons, even Loona, looked gobsmacked.

Millie: Ozzie's?! No way!

Bendy: That's the most popular club and restaurant in Sex City! Reservations for the place are booked decades up the ass, demons even cryogenically freeze themselves while waiting for an opening! How'd you get us one?!

Moxxie: Well, it pays when you share a husband the princess of Hell.

Millie: Oh Moxxie!

Millie leapt into her husband's arms, raining kisses on his face like crazy. Though this was interrupted as Bendy picked both imps up and began joining Millie in the kissing.

Blitz: Ugh... Can you guys just... not?

Bendy: Oh, right. Sorry we have to miss the booze social, Blitz. We'll make it up to you next month.

Blitz: Oh, it's fine. I'll just come with the five of you. Celebrating your *sassy* boring as fuck harem.

Bendy: It's not a harem! It's polyamory, you plebian!

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation's just for us.

Blitz: Uh-huh.

Moxxie: As in, us three.

Blitz: *nods* Mm-hmm.

Moxxie: As in, no one else being there. Explicitly, without YOU there.

Vortex: Mox, just stop. He clearly doesn't get it.