Murder Drones

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Inside his office at IMP headquarters, Blitz doodled away at a sketchpad, making a (rather bad) pony-sona resembling Stolas and one of Crush having beers with ones that seemed to resemble Angel Dust and himself. However, he was stirred out of his thoughts and his papers went everywhere.

Bendy: Hey, uh Blitz? Uh.... This is a bad time, isn't it?

Blitz: *nervously* No!

Bendy: Well, we apparently have a new client.

Blitz: *still nervous* Okay, tell them to come in. be

Bendy: Got it.

Bendy slips out of the doorway as a few seconds later, a man wearing a white hazmat suit with matching helm enters the office.

Bendy slips out of the doorway as a few seconds later, a man wearing a white hazmat suit with matching helm enters the office

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Hazmat: So.... you're the one running this interesting joint?

Blitz: Yep, that's right I'm Blitz, but the O is silent. So, what can the Immediate Murder Professionals do for you? Disembowelment, arson, fucking your wife with a chainsaw while shredding her from the inside? *smiles sinisterly* WHO WE KILLIN TONIGHT? *cocks gun*

Hazmat: You're killing no one. However, I AM in need of your expertise to get into a place.

Blitz: A... place? Like... a place place?

Hazmat: Duh. See, I died on the snowy exoplanet known as Copper 9. Somewhere on the planet is an underground bunker full of incriminating evidence and equipment that I need you to blow up. You know, KABOOM?

Blitz: Woah, you mortal shitbags live in space now? *scoffs* Let me guess how you ended up here; got stabbed by a unicorn baby?

The imp lets out a laugh at his own joke, only to look seriously at the client with a worried tone in his voice.

Blitz: Unicorns are real, right?

Hazmat: What? N... No. You see, I worked on Copper 9 for several years with a high responsibility under the employment of JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!). However, while on my well deserved day off, something unexpected happened.

We then cut to the Hazmat guy, who is walking in the middle of a snow storm and is humming to himself on his day off. However, a massive explosion is heard as the screen is enveloped in a bright flash.

Hazmat: Yeah, I have literally no idea what the fuck happened, but point being... That bunker holds top secret and dangerous information that if used in the wrong hands could bring disaster to the cosmos. So, you better ensure nothing is left behind. As for my sudden death... *shrugs* I honestly don't really care. Jobs are way easier down here and pay more.

Angel: *randomly peeks in* In more ways than one, wink wink. *leaves*

Hazmat: ...What the fuck was that?

Blitz: Okay... Well, I'll have my guys handle all the paperwork once I, you know, figure out this Copper 9 tomfuckery you just gave us. Just give us a few days, cool? And ANOTHER thing; this isn't what we usually do and you don't exactly get this kind of service anywhere in Hell, so your fees are gonna be expensive!

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