In a random mideval village, a bar labeled "YE OLDE TAVERN" enters the frame. Insidethe bar, Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie sit around a wooden table, dressed as an archer, bard, and barbarian. However, with them was Loona, who now wore a purple witch hat and matching cloth that hung over her chest and shoulders.
Loona: Why am I doing this again?
Millie: Because Blitz would leave you alone until you said yes.
Meanwhile, Bendy, now dressed as a knight, comes in. Within his arms is a rigid golden egg, which he then presents to the group.
Bendy: Hey guys, look at this cool thing.
Millie: What is it?
Moxxie: It appears to be some kind of egg. Love, where did you find this?
Blitz: *takes egg* Who cares? I bet it would probably make a great omelette, though! *to Loona* Loonie, can you start a fire so I can cook this?
Loona then takes out a staff topped with a red gem, which she proceeds to cast a spell from, only for it to set Blitz's hat on fire... again. The imp drops on the floor, screaming in pain until Moxxie hits him with his lute, healing him.
Blitz: I LIVE!!!
Moxxie nods in contentment, until the egg starts to shake.
Moxxie: Huh?
Bendy: Holy crap, the egg! It's hatching!
The scene then cuts to the brteakroom, where the five sit at a table with ctavia, actingas the dungeon master with the game itself on the table.
Octavia: And then the egg begins to rumble and crack! What hatches out?
Millie: Ooo! I bet it would be something cute!
Back in the game world, the egg turns into a Pikachu.
Blitz: Nah, i bet it would be something ugly as hell
Suddenly, the Pikachu is replaced with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bendy: Maybe it could be a little marketable plushie!
Sarah Jessica Parker then transforms into a plush toy of Charlie.... Definitely an improvement, dont you agree?
Moxxie: Mayhaps it hatches into a-
Loona I bet it would explode.
The Charlie plushie then blows up, covering the game gang in soot and causing the demons in the real world to stare at Loona.
Loona: What? It probably wasn't important
Octavia: Actually it was, Loona. Now I'll need to find a new way to start your quest... Aha, I got it!
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Millie: Hey, Bendy, honey, where'd you find that egg?
Bendy: It came from this weird floating spire thing outside. Come on, I'll show you.
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