Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Adventures In Grocery Shopping

Bendy walked up to the front gates, standing with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. Blitz stood in front of them and looked at the gates looming before them, letting out a sigh before spinning around to face the group.

Blitz: Alright, listen up. Our goal is to go in, grab the FEW things we need and get out alive. This place is more hostile territory than one of Valentina's orgies and the quicker we get our asses out, the better!

Bendy: Blitz, we're just buying groceries for the office. You make it sound like we're going into a warzone.

Blitz: Might as well be, Bends. This isn't just any store, This is Hellco. You might think you can just pop in to buy one bottle of whiskey and maybe a pack of toilet paper, but the next thing you know you're clinging to a jar of Diabloberries the size of Verosika's ass that you'll never use up before it goes bad!

Moxxie: Sir, it's obvious you are exaggerating.

Loona: Side note, if you hate this place so much, why'd you drag all of us here?

Blitz: I didn't want to come here, I'd rather buy groceries at a regular ass grocery store like everyone else. like we always do.

He then looked over to Millie, giving her a glare.

Blitz: But SOMEONE insisted we come here today.

Bendy: You Millie? I didn't think you'd like places like Hellco.

Millie grinned at her husband as she reached into her pocket, pulling out a booklet as she waved it in the air.

Millie: Well, there's an really fucking good sale on, honey! We can save a bounty of Soullix, and most importantly, I have coupons!

Blitz: *gags* Hellco coupons, wonderful. We might be able to save one whole buck. You're just like all the mindless sheeple here, Mills. Buying into the capitalist game Hellco and Lucifer try to play with our economy just to get a hard-on. I mean it for Lucifer, I heard that guy's a freak.

Loona: In other words you're too lazy to look through them.

Millie: *gives coupons to Moxxie* The discounts might not seem like much, but if you know how to 'play the game', we can save quite a bit.

Moxxie: Well, she does make a point, Sir. A lot of these coupons could really help us out.

Bendy: Plus, I know a bit about the economic game. You know, they once called me the 'Economic Demon'.

Loona: Wait. I thought your title was the Ink Demon. Are you just making shit up now?

Bendy: Doesn't matter. What's important is that if we play our cards right, we can get a bunch of the stuff we need for a steal. Besides, my Ma always saved a bunch with coupons when we were alive, she taught me everything she knew.

Loona: Hey, we can save three Soullix on a hair dye. I've been thinking I should try dyeing my fur blue.

Blitz: Yeah, no. Sorry sweetie, remember the time you dyed yourself purple?

Loona: Oh, how could I forget? People kept mistaking me for Barney and had me take a million fucking photos with their kids.

Blitz: Let's get this shit over with.

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The group walked into the store, Millie pushed the shopping cart as Moxxie held onto the booklet.

Bendy: Hey Mox, any coupons for school supplies? I should get Vivian some more stuff.

Blitz: Wait, hold up! When the fuck did she start going to school?!