The Legend Of Bendy: Overrated Game Of All Time

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Another day began at I.M.P as Loona just logged into her computer and Octavia had started on her newest tax forms.

Loona: *sigh* Great, another day of taking calls from perverts and doing nothing.

Octavia: Well, at least we're getting paid, Loona. Another day, another Soullix.

Loona: *scoffs* More like another nickel.

Before Loona could complain a bit more, Blitz came out of his office, holding the grimoire out with him. But this was different as Blitz was being unusually careful with the book and was holding it with a grabby claw as he set it on a table.

Octavia: Blitz, why are you handling my father's book like that?

Blitz: Well, it's simple, really. It's fucking up.

Loona: Fucking up? What do you mean?

Blitz: Ever since that grocery trip, the portals that we made from this thing have been bringing us to the wrong realms. I mean yesterday, Vortex had a job of killing a corrupt cop that killed our client, and he wound up in a world of goddamn talking frogs!

Loona: And didn't Moxxie wind up in some world that was like a bad comic book plot last week?

Blitz: Exactly, Loonie! Now, I'm gonna call Stolas and have him look over the book. Until then, no one is allowed to use any of the spells in here, especially conjuring a portal!

With the two girls nodding, Blitz left for his office as he went to call Stolas. As soon as he left, Bendy came into the office, gun in hand.

Bendy: Alright, today is the day! I'm finally gonna gt some work done around here!

Octavia: Well, he sure seems eager.

Loona: Don't pay him any mind, Via. He's just happy because a job involves him killing off a Disney exec.

Bendy strode over tp the table, picking up the grimoire and opening it, red sparks coming off from the pages as he did.

Bendy: Woah, that's weird. Anyway, better make that portal.

At this, Loona and Octavia perked up as they spotted Bendy had drawn the portal on the wall.

Loona: Wait, Bendy no!

Bendy: Loona, can it wait? I'm gonna be busy slaughtering the man ijn charge of the one thing on Earth that I want truly destroyed.

Octaviaa: Bendy, listen to me! Blitz said that the book was acting weird, especially with creating portals. We don't know where you'd end up or even if you'll be able to come back. So PLEASE, just stop and wait. My Dad'll be here anyway to see what's wrong and-

Loona: He's gone.

The bird looked around, spotting the portal wavering and Bendy gone from his last known spot.

Octavia: What?! When?!

Loona: Uh, probably about....half way into your explanation.

Octavia opened her mouth, only to look back as the portal shook and spark. As it closed, the entire building shook as a wave of energy rocked the block, causing the power in the building to be knocked out.

Blitz: *from his office* Holy shit!.... Did anyone else feel that?

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As the portal dissipated, Bendy looked around his surroundings, holding his pen.

Bendy: Alright, let's end the evil Walt Disney corporation once and for- What the hell?

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