Suction Cup Imp Returns

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We cut to the I.M.P office, where we then zoom in to see Millie and Loona guarding a closet. In the closet, we see a familiar suction cup using imp inside the closet.

Suction Cup Imp: So do either of you wanna tell me why you kidnapped me?

Loona: No. Now please shut up.

Suction Cup Imp: You can't keep Suction Cup Imp trapped! I'll suction cup my way out eventually!

Before he could start climbing the wall, the closet door opens, Bendy walking into the bloset holding a folder.

Bendy: Hey there. Are you.... *looks at hand, which has writing* Suction Cup Imp?

Suction Cup Imp: Maybe? Fuck you. Who wants to know?

Bendy: I'm the goddamn Ink Demon.

Suction Cup Imp: ...................Yeah, fuck you.

Bendy: Okay, I'll get to the point then. You've done a lot of bad with your suction cups, Mr. SCI. But thanks to my wife, I've earned to try and see the good in others. I think there's some good you can do for us.

Suction Cup Imp: You think I'm capable of good? Just last week some ass wagon almost died jumping out of a window trying to fight me off his office window.

Bendy: I understand that your tragic mindset shall have you believe your suction cups can only bring destruction and saddness-

Suction Cup Imp: What? Satan no, it was hilarious.

Bendy: .........Anyway, it may be in your best interest to cooperate.

Suction Cup Imp: Hmm I'm listening, but still fuck you.

Bendy: Close enough.

He then opens the folder, revealing photos of Martha in her Sinner form, along with the side of an apartment building.

Bendy: This is Martha Hummesied, a former target of the Immediate Murder Professionals who has since decided to plot revenge. These images were taken here in Imp City. We have reason to believe she has been investing in weapon stocks due to her latent degree in economical bargaining and is producing a missile to launch at this very building tomorrow.

Suction Cup Imp: Do you honestly think that this bitch is stupid enough to attack someone like an Overlord?

Bendy: Yeah, actually.

Suction Cup Imp: Oh..... Proceed.

Bendy: We've had our smallest member Mask locate a hatch outside the missile that allows easy access to the warhead, where it can be disarmed... Which is where you come in, Mr. SMI. The hatch is pretty high up on the missile, wlasticity or flight won't allow steady enough still placement in order to carefully disarm it and frankly, that would take a really expensive ladder.

Suction Cup Imp: So, what's in it for me?

Bendy: With my connections and union with Charlotte Magne, your princess, we will grant you one free suction cup climb on anything you wish.

Suction Cup Imp: Are you sure that you're prepared to give me that kind of power?

Bendy: We've heard rumors, Mr. SCI... Can you die?

Suction Cup Imp: ....... *smirks* You can't kill Suction Cup Imp.

Bendy: Then we have a deal

Suction Cup Imp: Fuck yeah! Let's do World War 3 before Earth does!!!

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The very next day, we see Martha looking at the I.M.P building through a pair of binoculars. She smiles wickedly as her hand hovers over a remote that holds a red button. However, she stops as a sound catches her attention. Something.... Sticky? Antsy, she looks around the area, hearing the sound coem from her missile a few ways away. She looks at the missile, seeing a familiar imp scale her missile.

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