We open up to Arsville, home of the Goetic demons. But, Bitz isn't here alone. He came with Bendy and Loona, just wanting to fully take in the sights.
Blitz: This place is amazing! The shops have all the stuff we need! Coffee shops actually get your order right and the baristas speak english without any hippie bullshit! And best of all, there's a fucking In-N'-Out!
Bendy: That is pretty cool.
Loona: I'm kinda surprised you didn't know this place was awesome. You're here practically all the time.
Blitz: Yeah, mostly to- UMPH!
He was interrupted as Blitz' head was pelted by a projectile pile of dirt originating from a nearby alley that knocked him over. He became enraged as he threw the dirt off his face.
Blitz: Oh, hell no!
The three look into the alley to surprisingly see Stolas and Octavia standing in it. Stolas was working furiously, digging a hole as Octavia stood by holding a sack of white powder that had a green glow to it.
Octavia: Is it ready yet?
Stolas: *stops digging* It should be deep enough. DO you have the natron, my owlette?
She nods as Stolas reaches over to a nearby bag and unknots it, revealing a fancy telephone. It was made of solid gold as it was also covered in gleaming white pearls.
Loona: Holy shit! Check out the phone!
Blitz: Yeah. Hey Stolas! How's you get a pimping phone like this?
Stolas was startled by the outburst and pointed his shovel threateningly at the imp.
Stolas: Stay back!
He picks the phone up with a shovel and holds it over the hole. Octavia grabs a handful of the natron and sprinkles it on the phone.
Loona: Woah, woah, woah! What are you doing?! You guys aren't throwing it away, are you?
Stolas: Please, no more questions!
He proceeds to dump the phone into the hole and begins burying it.
Bendy: Natron? What is this, a ritual?
Octavia: Of sorts. Now, please leave Dad and I be. We must complete this or we are all doomed!
Stolas is about to shovel another scoop of dirt, but notices the phone is gone. He looks over to see that Blitz has taken the phone and is dusting it off.
Blitz: I'll give ya...the rest of my In-N'-Out milkshake for it.
Stolas: BLITZY! Wait,...is it chocolate or vanilla?
Bendy: He got strawberry.
Octavia: Dad, come on!
She snatches the shovel from her father and slaps the telephone into the hole, making Blitz' hand swell up like a beach ball, then buries it again.
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