Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One With The Flashback

At I.M.P, Blitz is shown at the counter, apparently handling something off as he looked in glee.

Blitz: I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.......

As it turned out, he was wiping off a shotgun with a white rag, the rag turning pink from the blood he was wiping off from a recent kill.

Blitz: I love you so much.

As Blitz picked up the shotgun, he accidentally pressed the butt of the gun against his groin and cocked the gun. Gasoing at the sensation, Blitz pumped the gun as he dry humped the butt of the gun. As his moans were heard from outside the break room, the others could be seen hearing the commotion, covering his ears from the noise.

Bendy: Every Friday with this shit.

Moxxie: It just keeps getting louder and louder.

Vortex: Does it ever stop?

Loona: Shit if I know, man.

Millie's phone pinged, eliciting the female imp to check her notification.

Bendy: What is it? Sinstagram?

Millie: Naw, text from Vaggie. She asks if we can get milk on our way home.

Moxxie: Chocolate, 2%, or skim? Niffty is lactose intolerant, after all.

Millie: Skim.

Nodding, Bendy addd the item to a list on his phone. As he pocketed his phone, Ocyavia brought up an honestly interesting question.

Octavia: So, I've been meaning to ask this. How did you all meet the lot at the Hazbin Hotel? I mean, you all live in two separate circles.

Bendy: Aw, now that is a story.

Millie: Sure is, why don't you tell it this time, honey?

Loona: Yeah, after all, you were the one that instigated it.

Bendy: Hmm, okay. Everyone ull up a seat, this might take a while.

Using her now stronger magic, Loona traced a circle to summon a chair for Striker, allowing the other occupants of the office to sit on the two couches with Loona remaining at her desk.

Bendy: Well, it all started a couple days after I began working here at I.M.P. It was then when we filmed the new commercial to advertise the company that Blitz fucked up, along with the job gone wrong.

Moxxie: Oh, don't...

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French Narrator: 3 years earlier....

We flashback to Blitz filming the commercial, thanks to Bendy's assistance of adding some pizazz.

Blitz: Hi, there! I'm Blitz! The "O" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P!

A picture is shown of Bendy as Alastor smiling and seemingly evilly laughing, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears.

Blitz: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell.......

Another picture comes into view, this one being of Bendy as Niffty at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

Blitz: Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitz holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"