Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

An Imp Is Born

In the hallways of the I.M.P building, Bendy was leaning with his face on the ground, sniffing the carpet while walking. He eventually bumped into Vortex, which he simply walked over as if he was nothing.

Vortex: Oh, hey man. What're you doing on the ground?

Bendy: SHUT IT! I'm trying to brood.

He follows the trail to the I.M.P office, which he enters, still crawling. Moxie and Millie spot their shared lover as he weaves his way through the office.

Moxxie: Bendy, what are you doing?

Millie: Are you sniffin' for Hell Truffles?

Bendy: Shush-shush......it is close.

The imps become curious and decide to follow the Overlord. Bendy comes to the door to the break room, crawling until he was forced to his legs and propped against the door. He goes to the bottom crease of the door and sniffs. As he finally guts a whiff, his eyes become wide as dinner plates as he brings out his mallet.

Bendy: Finally. I found you.

Moxie: Wha-

Moxie was interrupted as Bendy smashed the door down with his mallet, revealing Loona sitting at the table with a paper bag next to her on the table, eating a sandwich.

Bendy: *points finger at Loona* AH-HAH!

Loona: What?

Bendy: You're the one that stole my lunch!

Millie: That's what you're mad about, sugar? Because she's eatin' your sandwich?

Bendy: Not just any sandwich. My daughter made me that sandwich! My poor little Vivian poured every inch of her heart and soul making that for my lunch break. Plus, she used the last of the good honey mustard. *glares at Loona* AND YOU ATE IT!

Loona: Bendy, chill. I didn't know this was so important to you, I'm sorry.

Moxxie: Wait, you stole my lunch multiple times! Where's my damn apology?!

Loona: Shut up, dipfuck. *looks to Bendy* Look, I'll buy you lunch later. Just,-

Bendy didn't let her finish as he put on a gladiator's helmet, and was then seen holding a spear while standing on a random chariot.

Bendy: You will pay for this horrible crime via trial by combat! Let the victor bathe in glory of the loser's blood! And the fallen forever burn in-

He was soon interrupted as a wooden crate came flying from Blitz' office, slamming him into the wall. The chariot soon evaporated into dried ink as Bendy lifted the crate off of him, now flattened.

Moxxie: And hopefully, that concludes our anarchy for today. *sigh* Can't we have just ONE normal work day without someone getting kidnapped, teleported, or getting into a fight with angels? Just ONE?

Bendy walked up to the white haired imp as he placed his thumb into his mouth and blew, re-inflating himself.

Bendy: Well, that's what makes each day interesting Mox.

Blitz quickly walked out of his office to the wooden crate, holding a crowbar.

Blitz: Hey guys, look at what mI got in the mail today! It's from my asshole of a father all the way in Envy!

Loona: Your dad sent you this?

Bendy: In the future, I believe the prices of shipping will result in an economic downturn.

Blitz: Check out how big this fucker is! I bet it's a car or something. *pries open lid with crowbar and shifts through styrofoam.*

Millie: *reading the crate's label* B, this seems to be addressed to a 'Little Shit'.