WOOO, 100 CHAPTERS FOR BOTH HAZBIN AND HELLUVA, LET'S GO! THANKS A MILLION FOR ALL THE SUPPORT FOR THE PAST YEAR, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! NOW WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, SIT BACK AND ENJOY!
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The episode starts with Octavia scribbling down on a clipboard, looking rather alarmed as she keeps muttering things about the number "100".
Octavia: 100, 100, 100. There are 100 cents in a dollar. A football field is 100 yards. There are 100 Senators in the United States Congress. The sum of the first nine prime numbers is 100. The boiling temperature of water is 100. Abraham was 100 years old when his son, Isaac, was born. The number of tiles in a standard scrabble set is 100. The temperature of the human body is 98.6 degrees..... which is close to 100!
Bendy: Via!
Octavia suddeby jolts as if she woke up, looking around to see endy, Blitz, and the other original four looking at her in concern, or annoyance in Blitz's case as the number 100 is seen scribbled on the walls.
Bendy: Are you okay? You've been rambling about 100 for weeks.
Blitz: See, all that you just said right now... You're just pulling that out of your ass. That is an ass-pull, my friend.
Millie: Blitz, be kind! She's obviously going through something.
Octavia: Well, excuse me, sir. If what i said is bullshit, what about "one hundred men and a girl"?
Moxxie: You mean the 1937 musical comedy film starring Deanna Durbin?
Octavia: Exactly!
Blitz: Well, so is "3 Men and a Baby".
Bendy: I didn't like the men in that, but I liked the baby.
Octavia: 100 is everywhere, guys. Don't you see it?
Loona: Uh... Yeah, 'cause you wrote it all over the damn walls with the good pen! You know how expensive those are!
Suddenly, a microwave beep is heard from offscreen, causing Moxxie to go in the break room and turn it off, coming back out with a plate with a hot dog and 2 bagels.... Which were arranged as the number "100".
Moxxie: Sir, your sausage and two bagels are ready.
Octavia: Look, see? Look at the plate.
Blitz: I don't know what you're talking about.
Loona turns on her computer, which plays an ad for some kind of kid's channel.
Ad: 🎵100 kisses from the king right on my tummy! 100 kisses from my mommy when I'm crummy! 100 blessings will do you in! 100 nails that pierce your skin! 100!🎵
Octavia: Turn it off! Turn it off now!
Loona: *turns off computer* Come on, Via. It's a damn coincidence.
Octavia: The number 100 is a number the Mayans invented. The king, Hundra, had a hundred toes. He foretold... A prophecy.
Millie: A prophecy?
Octavia: Yes, Millie. He predicted that when there was no more room in number hell, numbers would roam the Multiplane. The hundredth episode, "HB".
Moxxie: "Hundredth episode, 'HB'"? What's that?
Bendy: *surprised* Hundred.... Episodes?.... That's the milestone of the fanfic...
Blitz: Bendy, don't you encourage her.
Bendy: You don't read the trades?
Octavia: I am not sure what you're talking about, but somehow I think it relates to us.
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