Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The Harvest Moon Festival

Bendy woke up one day in the Hazbin Hotel, spotting the alarm clock showing it was 8:40 AM. In the bed he slept in wasn't actually Charlie and Vaggie like usual, instead it was Moxxie and Millie that were snuggling up to him. Last night, the three had decided to have a night to themselves. They had a small movie night and cuddled together for the rest of the night until they slept.

Moxxie and Millie snuggled closer to the Overlord in their sleep as Bendy snuggled closer. It was tranquil....Until Bendy's phone rang. He groaned as he pressed the 'Decline' button. As he laid back down, the phone rang again, this time eliciting Moxxie to awaken.

Moxxie: *tired* Who is that?

Bendy: *looks at phone* Ugh, Blitz.

Moxie: Why is he calling at this hour? It's 8 in the morning.

Bendy: Only one way to find out, babe. And to make him shut up.

With reluctance, Bendy answered his boss' call and brought the phone to his ear.

Bendy: Blitz, it's too early for your bullshit. What do you want?

Blitz: Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Bends! How would you, Mox, and Mills like to join me to the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?

Bendy: The Wrath Ring? Isn't that the Ring full of incest mother/son couples?

Moxxie: No, that would be Lust. Wrath is the one that's said to have 'Inbred Chucklefucks'.

Bendy: Plus, when did you give 2 shits about the harvest?

Once Bendy said the word 'Harvest', Millie rocketed up, full of excitement.

Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival's this year?! Yee-FUCKING-Haw!!

Bendy: The Harvest Festival?

Moxxie: It happens every few years when the Harvest Moon comes upon the Earth. I never really was too excited for it, mostly because I was raised in one of Wrath's cities while Millie lived on her parent's farm.

Bendy: Well Millie's excited and Moxxie not so much. And, Charlie and Vaggie keep saying I need a day off, so sure count me in Blitz. Wait a minute, where're you calling from?

A bump is heard that shakes the bed, along with a pained "Motherfuck". Bendy gets up and kneels down, spotting Blitz nervously smiling at him from under the bed.

Bendy: *sigh* Why am I not surprised?

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After getting off the Hellbound Express and reclaiming the I.M.P van, Bendy, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona adjourned country style attire and drove down a dirt road, Bendy himself wearing a grey sleeveless vest, black dress shirt, leather jeans, and grey cowboy boots with spurs at the heels, still keeping his white bowtie and gloves. And once again, they were having a round of Would You Rather.

Moxxie: Okay, I have one. Would you rather get a massage from a man or surgery from a female doctor?

Loona: Wow.

Bendy: Minor surgery?

Moxxie: No, this is serious. Like a heart transplant or something.

Blitz: Wow, good job Mox. For once, you made a tough question.

Bendy: Is the man gay?

Moxxie: No.

Millie: Is the doctor at least Jewish or Asain?

Moxxie: Nuh uh, actually I'm leaving this up. Hispanic female surgeon or gay male massuesse?

Loona: You mean Hispanic from Spain?