Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Father of Funk

The doors to the Hazbin Hotel were forced open as Bendy walked in after a hard day of work, Moxxie and Millie following behind. Ever since the incident with D.H.O.R.K.S, the team had tokeep their jobs short and quick to avoid raising suspicion from the agents, which meant they had to do A LOT more work.

Bendy: *groans, collapses on couch* God damn, work was exhausting. Even my non-existant bones have aches.

Millie: I know, hon. But this is for the best, we can;t have any more humans know about us.

Moxxie: And look at the bright side Bendy, Blitz said since we're getting a lot more Soullix with doing more jobs than usual, we'll get more in our paychecks. So at least we're getting a bit of a raise-

The imp was interrupted as his phone rang, eliciting him to dig through his pocket.

Moxxie: Hold on, I need to take this.

Moxxie pulled out his phone and answered the call.

Moxxie: Hello?

As Moxxie heard the voice on the other side, he perked up a bit.

Mozxie: Oh hey, I haven't gotten a call from you in a long while...... What?.... Oh no, you don;t have to come-...... Oh, you...You already know where I am?....... *sigh* Okay, I guess I'll see you both when you get here. Please try to not make your entrance too flashy.... Okay, love you too. Bye.

As Moxxie hung up on the call, he slumped in his spot and brought his hands to his face.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, why?

Millie: What's wrong, honey?

Bendy: Yeah, you seem more anxious than Blitz when Stolas brings out those bear traps he likes.

The two imps look at Bendy in confusion.

Bendy: We dated before, remember? I know that bird, he's into some fucked-up shit.

Moxxie: It's uh, nothing too big. It's just that.... My parents.....

Bendy: Your parents? What about them?

Moxxie: They're coming over.

Millie: Wait.... *shocked* Your parents are coming?!

Moxxie: Yes!

Bendy: Here?!

Moxxie: They're on their way right now!

Bendy: Here?!

Moxxie: They're apparently really excited to see me again after so long!

Bendy: Are they coming here?!

Moxxie: Yes, obviously. I do live here.

Bendy: Oh thank God, I only asked like a million times.

Millie immediately grew nervous at the thought and started to panic.

Millie: I-I-i'm not ready for this! They can't come here!

Moxxie: Millie, it's okay. They're really nice and they'll love you two, honest. Vaggie would especially love my mother. Wait, where are Vaggie and Charlie?

Bendy: Business trip, apparently. Should I change my shirt? I think I should change my shirt.

Bendy did so as he tore his top off, exposing his bare midsection as he looked down at his own chest.

Bendy: ......Where are my nipples?

Moxxie opened his mouth, only for a knock to be heard at the door.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, they're here!

Bendy: Already?!.... Eh, guess I'm showing off today.

Moxxie walked over to the door, grabbing the handle and stopping to take a breath as Bendy and Millie came up from behind.