The One With The Zombies

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It's Sunday in Hell, which means I.M.P is closed for the day. Which is why we open up to the Mammon Multiplex mall in Pentagram City, specifically to a firearm store. Inside the store, Bendy and Blitz are inside as the imp loads a shotgun and points it to a bag of chips on the floor..

Bendy: Seriously Blitz, you don't need another shotgun. We have like 6 of 'em?

Blitz: Are you kidding me?! I've been trying to get this bag of chips open for like a week! This bag was made by GABRIEL!

Blitz fired a round at the bag, but the bullet is deflected. Bendy yelped and ducked as the bullet ricocheted around the store, only for it to hit a barrel of gunpowder, which explodes.

Blitz: See? See?! *groans* What the fuck, man? I just want some chips.

Bendy: *reads bag* "Lime and Vinegar" flavor? *disgusted* Who eats those?!

Suddenly, groaning sounds are heard, causing Bendy to turn around.

Bendy: What the-

The Overlord's eyes widened as zombies are seen at the door, trying to get inside through the door.

Bendy: Like, zoinks! Zombies!

They break open the door and enter, only for a zombie to fall back, being shot in the head from Blitrz, who shot another round at the chip bag.

Blitz: Touché, bag.

Bendy: Come on!

Bendy takes the bag of chips as he and Blitz make their escape from a back entrance. However, the two stop at the railing on the second floor as it's revealed zombies are all around the mall.. Marx then suddenly appears, while zombies follow him, tripping right then and there.

Marx: Oh, oh, no! *trips, smiling* I'm so FUCKED!

Bendy: Blitz, quick! These guys wanna eat your chips!

Blitz: Oh, fuck that! *loads shotgun* You dead!

He aims at a zombie hellcat, pulling the trigger to blow it's head off.

Blitz: Who dead? *kills another zombie* You dead! *kills another zombie*

Bendy: BLOATER!

Blitz looks down and sees Milky as a bloater. He shoots her and a big cloud of gas appears.

Bendy: Gross.

A zombie screams off-screen, causing Bendy to pick up Bitz by the throat and carry him as he runs into "License to Drill", a hardware store. He throws Blitz and the bag of chips while trying to block the door.

Bendy: Hurry, get that chainsaw!

Blitz: Good idea, Bendy!

He then throws away the shotgun and grabs a nearby chainsaw. But instead of using it as a weapon, he then tries to open the bag.

Bendy: No, for the zombies, you dipfuck!

Blitz: Zombies?

The imp flings the chainsaw backward, killing a zombie, and flings it forward, killing another, all without noticing.

Blitz: What zombies?

Bendy: *groan* Why do I have to do everything myself? *pulls out revolver* Fuck *shoots a zombie* you! *Shoots another*

Back with Blitz, he lets a zombie bite the bag and pulls the bag to see if it will open, but the zombie's head comes off.

Blitz: Damn it.

In his frustration, he then tries to chainsaw the bag again. However for some reason, Loopty Goopty then walks up to Blitz without a care in the world.

Loopty: Well, my fellow Hellwalkers! This entire situation seems entirely preposterous and insane to truly to be an actual event, don;t you agree?

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