Immediate Murder Quarantine

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At I.M.P, most of the crew was out doing jobs, with Moxxie, Blitz, and Loona in the waiting room as they waited for Bendy, Millie, and Vortex's current partnered job to finish, with Loona playing a battleship simulator on her computer, but dying soon after.

Loona: *pounds table* Dammit!

Blitz: Ah. This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Moxxie: Legend has it that Loona still haunts the ship, stealing my luches.

Loona: *annoyed* Moxxie.... Shut the fuck up.

With a vibration from Loon's phone, the hellhound nonchalantly opened the nearby grimoire, forming a portal to let in Bendy, Vortex, and Millie, who were covered in blood as Bendy plops a football helmet on the ground, where a heavily scarred human head drops out from within.

Moxxie: UGH! Why, just/// Why?!

Bendy: Apparently, our client wanted us to kill the entire Denver Broncos NFL team. Guess they were pissed at how they performed dring the last game.

Vortex: And that's why I never got into sports.

Suddenly, a stern looking jester demon dressed in a business suit enters the office by kicking the door open.

Blitz: *gasps* The health inspector?! But I already bribed him this year!

The jester looks around, holding some sort of scanner which makes whirring noises that seem to spike right at Blitz's office.

Health inspector: Just as I feared. Someone in this office is infected with the highly contagious and highly deadly Pheonix Flu! Until we figure out who's infected, you're all under quarantine!

The jester then steps out, locks the office's door, and tapes up the door with hazard tape. Everyone in the office starts panicking and running around whilst screaming, but Millie stops in place with a confused expression.

Millie: Wait, what's a..... quarter bean?

Bendy: I believe it's called a "Quarantine", hon.

Loona: Yeah, what even is this quarantine bullshit?

Moxxie: A quarantine means we're locked in here with a sick person, until we're all sick and have an excuse to miss work.

Suddenly, Mask came out from the bathroom, a flushing sound heard just as they opened the door.

Mask: Well, I'm out of here. When quarantine comes callin', Mask gets ballin'.

Bendy: Did you wash your hands?

This question went unanswered however as Mask jumped through the window, shattering it and sending glass onto the hallway floor.

Mask: Sorry, guys, nice knowing- OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW I CAN FEEL MY OVARIES GETTING FUMIGATED!

The reason behind the demon's screaming is shown to be that multiple HAZMAT suit wearing demons were bashing him with stunsticks and spraying him with fumigation chemicals just as one seals up the window.

Vortex: *gulps* Maybe we should stay inside.

Blitz: Oh, not to worry, guys. We'll just do what we did in my days back at the circus.

Bendy: You did things like quarantine when you were a kid in the circus?

Blitz: Yep. You see, first, we found the sicko, and then we just locked him in the freezer! With the infected fucker isolated, the rest of us could enjoy ourselves, certain of our continued good health. *sighs* Good times.

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