The One With The Fishing Trip

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At I.M.P, we see Loona and Octavia in the lobby, Loona tickling Koros's stomach as she checks off a form while Octavia goes over a few of the papers for the paid clients. Suddenly, the hound received a text to open a portal to Hell, making her conjure one as Bendy stepped out with a closed fist.

Bendy: Alright, that nerd's bully has been dealt with. That'll teach those kids suicide ain't no trend.

Octavia: Did you get his teeth as the client requested as proof?

He smirked as he opened his hand, revealing several broken off teeth.

Loona: ....Ew.

Bendy: Not only that... *pulls out wallet* But I got his wallet too. Has his lunch money.

Loona: *nods* Impressive.

Bendy: Yeah, but there's only like a dollar in here.

Octavia: Well, as my mother always said, "Any money is good money". Give it here.

Bendy reached into the bully's wallet to pull out the dollar, handing it to the bird. But when she checked the dollar into her calculator, a siren is heard as a red light blares above.

Octavia: What's going on?

Loona: Something over-dramatic, I'm sure.

The alarm then stops as celebratory orchestra music is heard in the background. Suddenly, Blitz then comes out from his office, cheering.

Blitz: Yippee!

He then kisses the three demons in the lobby and takes the dollar, laughing hysterically as he rubs it all over himself, eliciting the others to come out of the meeting room or break troom.

Loona: See? I told you.

Millie: What's wrong with Blitz?

The taller imp us then shown having a goofy expression, flossing the dollar across his groin from under him as he then runs over to the counter.

Moxxie: I'm pretty sure there are a lot of things wrong with him, honey.

Blitz: Nothing's wrong with me, Mox! *points to dollar* Do you know what this is?!

Sallie May: A very traumatized dollar?

Blitz: No, this is my one millionth buck earned! Ever since my great great grandfather "Sam L. Brangers" made his millionth buck of any currency, it's been every Brangers's goal in life to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. *to Octavia* Congratulations, Via, you have just checked in my one millionth dollar!

Octavia: Oh, how exciting! What do I win?

Blitz: Nothing! Now get out!

Vortex: Uhh, what?

Blitz: GET OUT! EVERYONE, GET OUT, YOU'RE SPOILING THE MOMENT!

We then cut to the hallway, where Blitz is shown pushing all of the I.M.P members out of the office, aside from Bendy and Loona, which he then slams the door to the outside. As the group tries to get used to what just happened, Mask simply walked off.

Mask: I don;t know about you dumbasses but I'm taking this as a means of earrly dismissal.

Bendy: Congratulations, Blitz.

Blitz: Congratulate yourselves, B! A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like all of you comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And Bendy, to reward you for making my millionth dollar and because Loona is my daughter and I have guardianship over her, I'm taking you on a trip.

Bendy: Wow, a trip!?

Blitz: Yep.

Loona: I-I-I can't believe it, that's great, Blitz. Where are we going? Hellhound Springs?

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