During the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
We open up not in Hell, but on Earth, where we see Bendy and Blitz driving in the new and improved I.M.P van, which Ren had tricked out with special camouflage and tinted windows. The two demons were driving to find a safe place to portal back to Earth after taking out a squad of crooked cops for their client, Blitz as the driver and Bendy's sleeping in the passenger seat, snoring away...... Until Blitz hit him in the face.
Blitz: Hey, *punches Bendy in the face* wake your sorry ass up!
Bendy: OW! *dazed* What did I do~?
Blitz: I think we're lost.
Bendy: What?
Blitz: I can't read the road signs. It's like they're in angelic tongues.
As soon as the imp says this, a sign passes. Bendy quickly takes a peek at it, only to realize what the problem was.
Bendy: You can't read them *zlowly gets angry* because they're in Spanish! Blitz, are we in Mexico?!
As the van passes by, 3 humans with moustaches are dancing to a Mexican song, then a random guy appears with a handgun & shoots them, robs their money & 1 sombrero.
Bendy: Huh, classic racist stereotypes of Spanish charracter, dress, and violence. Yeah, we're in Mexico.
Blitz: *on the phone* Loona?..... Loona?!.... Dammit, my cell plan must've cut out when we crossed the border.
Bendy: Fuck, now we're stuck on Earth! Pull over, we gotta get directions!
Blitz then pulls over. As they open the doors, Bendy and Blitz cast their human disguises as they get out of the car. Suddently, 6 bandits not only vandalize the car and strip it of it's parts, but also drive off in it.
Blitz: OH MY SATAN, MY CAR!!
Bendy: Blitz, never leave your car. 3rd rule of Mexico.
He then punctuates this by pulling out a massive stone slab, which dictates the rules of Mexico. Well, stereotypical Mexico at least.
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Bendy: See?
Blitz: Wow, those are some strict guidelines.
Bendy: I know, right? But how are we gonna get home!?
Blitz: I dunno, got any money?
The disguised Ink Demon pulls out his wallet to check inside, only for an eagle to swoop down & steal it.
Bendy: *yelling, shaking his fist* CURSE YOU, MEXICAN EAGLES!!!!
