Unnerving the God of Mischief (Loki Comedy)

Chapter 40: TROLOLOLOL!

(Nerdie's P.O.V.)

It all started with a stupid idea.

But being a stupid idea, this idea must have been from me, of course. And lo and behold, it was just another prank on Loki. I had recently read that prisoners get very attached to the things they are allowed to keep in their cell, so I thought I'd test that...

I bought the 'Beautiful Creatures' Series, those three, fat books everyone seems to love right now. And with everyone, I mean teenage girls between 12 and 16. 

At night (being THE Creeper) I snuck into his container and placed them in front of him, where he would definitely have to see them when he awoke. 

I didn't exactly have to wait for a long time, Loki woke up around 8 a.m. when I had been watching him sleep for about two hours by then. His sleepy yet majestic eyes scanned over the cell, over my excited face pressed to the glass, then finally over the books.

"What are these?"  He asked with a hint of annoyance. 

"What do you mean?"  I asked innocently and giggled creepily. Looking at my reflection, I saw myself smirking that Troll  smirk I had seen so many times on Facebook.

"The books! My Odin, what is the meaning of these disturbing pieces of pathetic, moral art?! Do I look like I have any use of them?" 

He was getting aggressive, which was unfortunately so funny I couldn't stop myself.

"Trololololol..." 

"What?!" 

"Um, nothing. And I still don't see what you're seeing. There are no books in there." 

Don't laugh, don't laugh, DON'T LAUGH! That would just ruin it and he would realise I was up to some shit.

"Oh, please! How dumb do you think I am?"

"Very dumb?" 

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME DUMB YOU ******** LITTLE ******* Q******* I AM A GOD AND I WILL KILL YOU IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS YOU CAN IMAGINE YOU LITTLE ******! AND I WILL - "

"TROLOLOLOLOL!!!"  I shouted to drown his voice and ran out of the door to let him rage alone. So much for 'I love you and I would never hurt you my precious butterfly'. Yeah, like I'm so fat I look like flying butter. Thanks a lot, Loki. You're really charming.

But admittedly, that rage is making him so attractive. It's just indirectly showing his manhood and dominance, which I as not the 'lightest bulb in the universe' found charming. 

Through the hidden cameras I placed while he was pissing, I watched him with a bag of Popcorn and my 'Trololol' -Shirt. 

He was screaming and shouting like an idiot again, apparently at thin air since I wasn't around anymore and the volume was turned down to -10. Yeah, he could be really loud sometimes.

After half an hour of being a blue mini-Hulk, Loki sat down on his bench and crossed his arms over his chest like the spoiled brat he was. His gaze eventually stuck to the pile of books, his hands began to shake... I knew it! He craved books to much to resist, no matter what stupid or boring books I would give him. 

Loki reached out with his hand, then pulled it back and slapped it giving it a scolding. This reoccured for at least seven times before he finally dared to touch the first one, whose original title was 'Sixteen Moons'. I had never read them before, but Loki was quite the teenage girl and would be pleased with it for sure. 

My experiment, which I called 'Trolololol!' from now on, began. 

Loki finished the first book in about an hour, the second one in 40 minutes and the last one within 15. Now that's what I'd call a devoted reader! They should've casted him for 'Never Ending Story' or 'The Reader'.  Step one was then finished as I had not only gotten him to read, but addicted too.