"....Okay, now tell me what you've done to make all the people hate you." I said the next day.
"I already told you I do not want to participate in your stupid, pathetic game."
"It's not a game, my dear. I want to make you feel better, to free you from the guilt you feel."
"I do not feel any guilt! And if you want to make me feel better, you have to leave me alone!"
"No, no cheating, my dear Loki. You have to take your therapy seriously if you want to heal your inferiority complexes - "
"IN THE NAME OF ODIN, you are not starting this again, are you?"
"It looks like I am, yes. Now do it or I'll sing another song." I threatened.
"NO NO NO NO [insert enough desperate "no's" in here] NO OTHER SONG! I will play along!"
"Go on then."
"Well, I lead the Frost Giant into Asgard."
"Why?"
"I felt like it."
"Okay O.O ......"
"Secondly, I tried to kill my brother with a robotic killer machine."
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I used to be really bad at fighting."
"EPIC FAIL......"
"Furthermore, I killed 80 people in two days."
"How come - ?"
"Sorry, I was really busy with planning my destined rule. That is why I did not have the chance to kill more Midgardians."
"What the - You're so sick!"
"It is your fault! You wanted me to speak, so do not complain if you do not like the results!"
"That's it, I'm gonna sing again."
"I thought you wanted to help me, not torture my godly ears!"
"You pissed me off, now you'll get your punishment! I'll go get my Loki cosplay!" I spat mischievously.
"Why...does.....that....always.....happen....to....me...." He yelled hitting the glass with his head multiple times.
-------------------LATER--------------------
"Okay, I'm back! And this time with a GhettoBlaster!"
"Where is Odin when I need him to jail me?"
" I'm so hypnotizing
Could I be a Frosty, could I be an Asgy
My touch magnetizing
Feels like being slaughtered, leaves you body bleeding
They say, I'm insane
I'm not like the others, psychotical demigod
Different intentions
No one understands me
I'm from a whole other world, a different dimension
I opened your eyes
Now you're ready to bow, I'll lead you into the light
Kneel now, Kne-kne-kneel now
You're infected with my staff and
Filled with my darkness
Worship, wo-wo-worship
Wanna be my subjects
You're craving subjugation
......................................"
"Please tell me it's over now...." He pleaded and ripped out an handful of his hair.
"Nope, another one."
Warning: the following text was not written by me, I just found it on Youtube and thought I'd put it here.
"I threw a portal to earth, do not ask me how it works
I set my feet on the floor
And now I'm in your way
I take your souls with my stick
I bet you think I'm a prick
You weren't looking for this, but now I'm in your way
Your stare was holdin'
On my helmet glowing
And I started yellin'
"Where's my tesseract now, baby?"
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I will rule you, so kneel before me
It's hard to look right at me baaaaby 'cause I am gorgeous, so call me Loki
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I will rule you, so kneel before me
And the Avengers crew tries to chaaaaase me but I am evil, so call me Loki.
Prepare for my destined rule, you think that I am a fool,
You've got a Hulk, but I have a tumblr. army.
You captured me I don't fight, you think my mind isn't right,
Turns out I've plotted all night, how to destroy you all.
My portal opened, on top of Stark's building, then my army came out, and caused havoc in the city.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I will rule you, so kneel before me
It's hard to look right at me baaaaby 'cause I am gorgeous, so call me Loki
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I will rule you, so kneel before me
And the Avengers crew tries to chaaaaase me but I am evil, so call me Loki."
"Would anybody be kind enough to push that red button and throw me off from the hellicarrier?" He groaned.
A/N: The original songs are "E.T." and "Call me Maybe" and I do not own the song nor the lyrics. I found the lyrics of "Call me Loki" on Youtube, so check out the video on the right!
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FanfictionAgent Nerdie is supposed to watch Loki in his cell and prevent him from pulling any wrong stunts. But she is a very hyperactive, creepy fangirl and has a disastrous crush on the mass murderer... Let the real Hunger Games begin.
