Ninjago stories

Plane ride

Lloyd and Garmadon were sitting together in the airplane.

It was a disaster.

First, when they sat, Garmadon thought it was too... Dangerous.

So he strapped Lloyd in tight.

And asked for five others.

" Dad, I'm fine," Lloyd tried to protest, but Garmadon wouldn't hear it.

Long story short, he miiiight have bandaged him up.

To look like a mummy.

And Lloyd was giving him a ' really?' look, but Garmadon didn't even notice.

" You'll thank me later." He said.

Then, when they were taking off, Garmadon hugged him tight.

Like a teddy bear.

Choking him.

" Dad... I can't breathe." He wheezed.

" Safety first!" Garmadon said.

Then, Lloyd needed the bathroom.

Garmadon gave him a diaper.

Lloyd asked, "What's this for?" holding up the diaper with a bewildered expression.

Garmadon replied confidently, "For you! It's for your safety and convenience."

Lloyd tried to protest, "Dad, I don't need a diaper! I'm not a baby."

But Garmadon was already leading him to the airplane's tiny bathroom. Ignoring Lloyd's protests, Garmadon deftly ripped his pants off and started putting the diaper on him.

"Dad, seriously?" Lloyd exclaimed, his face turning red with embarrassment.

"You'll thank me later," Garmadon said, securing the diaper. "Now you have your shirt and diaper. You'll be fine."

Lloyd, standing there in just his shirt and diaper, gave his father an exasperated look. "Dad, this is ridiculous. What if someone sees me?"

Garmadon smiled reassuringly, "Don't worry, son. Your safety is my top priority. And besides, no one will see you. Just stay calm and enjoy the flight."

Lloyd sighed, resigned to his fate, and shuffled back to his seat. As he sat down, he couldn't help but notice the amused glances from other passengers.

As they settled back into their seats, Lloyd muttered, "I really hope this flight ends soon."

Garmadon, oblivious to Lloyd's embarrassment, patted him on the back and said, "Just relax, son. Everything is under control."

During snack time, Garmadon took a bite of each pretzel to make sure there was no poison in them.

"Nope... Nope... Nope...." he muttered as he sampled each one.

Lloyd rolled his eyes. "Dad, please. Stop. They're just pretzels."

Garmadon ignored him, finally handing over a thoroughly inspected pretzel. "Better safe than sorry, son."

As the flight continued, Garmadon decided it was time for Lloyd to rest. He cradled his son in his arms, much to Lloyd's chagrin, and began to sing a lullaby. Unfortunately for Lloyd, it was a rather disturbing one, filled with ominous lyrics about ninjas and shadows.

"Sleep, my dear ninja, in the dark of night,
Where shadows creep and monsters take flight.
Rest your head, don't make a sound,
For danger lurks all around."

Lloyd's eyes widened as he listened to the eerie song, trying to squirm out of Garmadon's grip. "Dad, this isn't helping me sleep. It's creepy."

Garmadon continued undeterred, swaying gently as he sang the next verse.