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Ok let's just get this out the way, cause I'm actually writing 2 chapters this time. Spoilers, it's Vil and Lilia chapters

So this is to keep ya boredom in check

-Character Development-

Me: You ever just have a character that's way too OP? Like, like, you make them right, and for some reason overtime you accidently give them too much plot armour? *loads a gun* It sucks right?

|M|: *just minding his own business*

Me: Like honestly I don't even know what to do with them at that point *glances at |M|* So I found this solution online! *points the gun at |M|*

|M|: *feeling threatened by something—looks over to see the gun pointed at him* What are yo do- *gets a bullet to the leg [His mother sold him off]* AAH! WHAT THE FUCK??!

Me: Like just give them some character development, a reason for that absurd amount of strength y'know? *fires the gun again, a shot to his arm*

|M|: FUUUAAAAH!! WHYYYY??! *[The friends he made as a kid are now psychos that are in love with him]*

Me: It just adds some spice to the story line y'know? Gets the readers enticed! It's perfect *aims the gun again*

|M|: Please don't... I beg y-AAAAAHHHHH FUUUUCK!! *gets a shot to the chest, [One of the only people who cared about him is secretly a bad person]* W-whyyyy.... *sobbing* what do you even gain from this man...?

Me: *silent staring* Heh, see? It makes everybody thirsting for more lore! It's like a cheat code to popularity. And when people find out something just add that to the lore, cause you probably didn't know what the fuck you were doing in the first place anyways! *aims the gun* Any last words?

|M|: *coughing blood* Yeah... Azul simps are based as fu- *headshot [He's canonically already dead]

Me: *throws gun, grabs a fancy looking one fully loaded* No one disrespects the conglomerate cocksuckers.. *aims and fires*

|M|: *[He's gay], [Fatherless], [A masochist], [Stressed], [On the verge of overblotting], [Short], [Almost dies every time], [A leading target for hitmen], [The savanaclaw students wanna bang him], [Essentially hopeless], [Doesn't know who he is], [Always getting kidnapped], [Lowkey a femboy half the time]*

Me: *empty clicks* Well then, good luck. *leaves*

-{Idk what that was but} Day in the Life of |M| |L|-

|M|: Basically when I wake up every morning I look hot as fuck obviously, just do some simple stretches and head straight to the bathroom to get ready.

"So right, I do some simple skin care cause I have to keep this beautiful thing looking beautiful" the camera nods, |M| tries to hold back his laugh and just turns away. "Ace why did you have to nod the camera... That's so random 💀" he snickers, the ginger backing up.

"I thought it would look more authentic or something! I don't know... Cater was the one that taught me all this stuff yesterday" Ace pouts, his face getting slightly red as he defends himself. Yuu is behind him, beating the wall as he contains his laughter. "What?! Q-quit laughing so we can continue already!" He steadies the camera.