Random Wings of fire stuff

It's gonna bug me if I don't set this straight. It about Jerboa.

GUYS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Everyone seems to believe for some reason, that the Sandwing animus we saw in Book 9 is Jerboa. 

This. Is. FALSE.

Jerboa was a Sandwing animus two thousand years ago in Darkstalker's time.

He is not still alive. 

I know what you're thinking, the whole, but if Darkstalker could survive for 2 thousand years and make himself immortal then why couldn't Jerboa? But think about it!

Dragon names do have genders just like human names. (Sorry people who changed their names to something gender neutral,-It's cool, my friend did it, but this is just my argument for this happens to go against Jerboa being a gender neutral name) And if you think about the name, it's kind of masculine. 

Jerboa.

I just picture that as a guy dragon.

And the sandwing animus, i'm 99% positive, is a female. So it can't be Jerboa.

Plus, why would Jerboa make himself immortal anyway? It sounds nice but when you actually stop and consider it, it's pretty horrible. And if you still think it's a good idea, then you obviously did not read Tuck Everlasting in 6th grade. Like, Darkstalker is kind of regretting it right now, and that's saying something. I mean, everyone he every spoke to or even glanced at is dead. (Well, except for Foeslayer BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT) That's pretty painful. Everyone he loved is gone. Clearsight, White-out, Foeslayer, Fathom, everyone. 

And he has to live knowing about everything he missed.

Whiteout got married. She had dragonets. And grand-dragonets. And maybe she even saw her great-grand-dragonets. And Darkstalker missed all of that. He missed the chance to be an uncle, to spoil his nieces and nephews. He missed the chance to have dragonets of his own with the dragon he loved. He even saw and named them, but he never got to meet them. 

Also, you know, there's the fact that Darkstalker is a 2,005 year-old virgin, but let's not go into that. (And if he's not....................................................then wow. Clearsight. Just WOW.) That's going to be gross.

ANYWAYS MOVING ON.

So. Jerboa is dead and most definitely not the Sandwing animus that we saw in book 9, Darkstalker has put a spell on the Darkstalker book so that anyone who reads it has instant sympathy and wants to hug him cause Darkstalker feels exist now, and I'm changing my theory about who the Sandwing rebellion kidnaps to this mysterious Sandwing animus because it makes perfect sense, and Pyrrhia is about as doomed as my country after the 2016 election. 

So. That being said, have a nice day. 

P.S.  did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye might" without sounding Australian? Now stop speaking like you live in the outback.  :)