Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Ramadan(IDK when that is this year)/ Whatever holiday you celebrate!
Seeing as it is December and officially Christmas season, here are some Wings of fire Christmas song parodies! Enjoy!
1. Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer.
Darkstalker got run over by a Rainwing
Walking home from Jade Mountain Academy!
You can say there's nothing deadly about pineapples,
But as for me and Kinkajou we disagree.
2. Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells,
Whirlpool smells!
Burn severed heads!
Greatness ran into Glory's claws,
And Morrowseer's dead!
Hey!
3. Santa Claus is coming to town.
You better watch out,
You better not scream,
You better not cry, I'm telling you why.
Darkstalker is coming to town.
He's making a scroll
Of people to kill,
He's gonna find out who's also an animus,
Darkstalker is coming to town
He sees you in the future,
He knows about your past.
He knows if you are loyal
Or lying
So play along, for goodness's sake.
Oh, you better not set,
Anything on fire,
You'll wish you had died,
I'm tellin you why,
Darkstalker is coming to town!
4. Silver Bells
Rip-nami, Rip-nami,
It's shipping time, in the city.
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be, time to fangirl
City bookshelves,
Busy bookstores,
Dressed in fandom style,
In the air there's a feeling of dragons.
Rainwings dancing, Mudwings laughing,
Meeting smile after smile,
And in every land you hear-
Ripnami, Ripnami,
Ripnami, Ripnami,
It's shipping time in Pyrrhia.
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing,
Soon it will be, time to fangirl...
Ta-Da!!!!
P.S. I apologize if these are awful, for I'm not good at parodies.
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