[Oneshot] Flirt Wars

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Pairings: Zreslie (Zres X Ashlie9596) Tomon (FrozenGargon X _JonJon_) NewScapeComics (NewScapePro X UNiCOMiCS)

Characters: Zres, Ashlie9596, FrozenGargon, _JonJon_, NewScapePro, UNiCOMiCS.

Genre: Fluff, Comedy

Game: N/A

Song: N/A

Requested by: N/A

AU: Flirt Wars

Description: Main ships are Zreslie, Tomon, and NewScapeComics. The rules are, you can't flirt back, you can't run away, you can't punch, kick or attack the flirter. You have to accept it or else you'll get "punished" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Warnings: Sexual innuendos, swearing.

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Nick: *Is sitting in the living room in the middle of the couch with everyone either watching T.V or drinking coffee*

Nick: Everyone is here

Ashlie: *Only one that notices* Oh no.

Nick: ohohoh

Ashlie: Nick...

Nick: oHoHoHoH

Ashlie: Nick no.

Nick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ashlie: Nick I swear to god if you start it again—

Nick: *Stands on sofa cushions and picks up Ashlie*

Nick: flIRT WARS STARTS NOW!

Ashlie: Nick no— *Gets grabbed and dragged into the bedroom in Nick's arms* nICK WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uni: *Grabs Cory and drags him to closet, hissing at everyone else* MINE.

Cory: well shit.

Tommy: Oh.... It's just us. Guess we're pairing up. Not that I mind or.. Anything..... Baka.

Ashlie: *From upstairs* I SHIP IT!

Jon: what the fuck just happened and what the hell is flirt wars.

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Nick: I am the creator of Flirt Wars!

Ashlie: And I hate you for it.

Nick: you don't hate me in the bedroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tommy: GET SOME BROTHA!

Ashlie: Nick I swear to god—

Nick: ANNNYWAAAAYYY, Flirt wars is where you basically just flirt with your partner, it can be sexual and can be..... Cute *Cough* like Ashlie *Cough* once you've been flirted with, you cannot flirt back, you cannot run away, or attack the flirter, you can flirt with your partner 15 minutes after it had happened,

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