NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff and Crack Shorts 6]

Ashlie: *is currently pretending to be a game show host and is reading off cards* What's some thing you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend?

Tommy: *snickers and places elbows on the table*

Tommy: May I answer?

Ashlie: Go ahead.

Tommy: *clears throat and sits up straight*

Tommy: *snaps fingers* Come.

Uni: *was drinking but has spat it out on the table*

Dawn: *stands up and leaves room*

Cory: *chokes and laughs*

Nick: *brandishes cross sign*

Ashlie:

Ashlie: well would you look at that time to end the game

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Cory: I saw you hanging out with Dawn yesterday

Uni: Cory! It's not what it seems--

Cory: I wON't HESITATE, BITCH *Shoots Uni*

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Uni: *peacefully eating salad*

Ashlie and Jon: *kicks down door while aggressively singing "All Star"*

Uni: really

Uni: *walks over to Ashlie and Jon with plate of salad*

Uni: *pours salad over Ashlie's head*

Uni: *smashes plate over Jon's head*

Uni: *runs and jumps through window*

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Jon: Guys lets go over there! *flies on top of castle*

Ashlie and Uni: *flies with him*

Nick: wait guys I can't--

Nick:

Nick: well fuck all of you too I guess

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NewScapeGang: *currently in an intense battle*

Cory: Uni how's that drawing holding up?

Uni: shhh I need to color it..

Tommy: Uni someone just died--

Uni: sHHH LET ME S H A D E IT

Ashlie: UNI EVERYONE IS ALMOST DEAD *is currently on fire*

Uni: FUCK I MESSED UP THE DRAWING

Uni: I need to restart give me another hour-- *gets shot with an arrow*

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Everyone: *currently with the smol version of themselves*

Cory: *in the corner with a camera*

Cory: *pokes camera with a stick* speak.

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Ashlie: hey, hey Jon.. You know what's funnier than twenty four?

Jon: what?

Ashlie: twenty five--

Uni: *kicks down door* hA YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY *is currently holding Jon and Ashlie in a choke-hold*