Ashlie: *is currently pretending to be a game show host and is reading off cards* What's some thing you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend?Tommy: *snickers and places elbows on the table*
Tommy: May I answer?
Ashlie: Go ahead.
Tommy: *clears throat and sits up straight*
Tommy: *snaps fingers* Come.
Uni: *was drinking but has spat it out on the table*
Dawn: *stands up and leaves room*
Cory: *chokes and laughs*
Nick: *brandishes cross sign*
Ashlie:
Ashlie: well would you look at that time to end the game
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Cory: I saw you hanging out with Dawn yesterday
Uni: Cory! It's not what it seems--
Cory: I wON't HESITATE, BITCH *Shoots Uni*
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Uni: *peacefully eating salad*
Ashlie and Jon: *kicks down door while aggressively singing "All Star"*
Uni: really
Uni: *walks over to Ashlie and Jon with plate of salad*
Uni: *pours salad over Ashlie's head*
Uni: *smashes plate over Jon's head*
Uni: *runs and jumps through window*
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Jon: Guys lets go over there! *flies on top of castle*
Ashlie and Uni: *flies with him*
Nick: wait guys I can't--
Nick:
Nick: well fuck all of you too I guess
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NewScapeGang: *currently in an intense battle*
Cory: Uni how's that drawing holding up?
Uni: shhh I need to color it..
Tommy: Uni someone just died--
Uni: sHHH LET ME S H A D E IT
Ashlie: UNI EVERYONE IS ALMOST DEAD *is currently on fire*
Uni: FUCK I MESSED UP THE DRAWING
Uni: I need to restart give me another hour-- *gets shot with an arrow*
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Everyone: *currently with the smol version of themselves*
Cory: *in the corner with a camera*
Cory: *pokes camera with a stick* speak.
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Ashlie: hey, hey Jon.. You know what's funnier than twenty four?
Jon: what?
Ashlie: twenty five--
Uni: *kicks down door* hA YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY *is currently holding Jon and Ashlie in a choke-hold*
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...